If you don't release my fucking album, I'll make up some Russian broad and get a record deal somewhere else. (original) (raw)

Wed, Sep 24th, 2008 / 23:33 / Twitter Re-Cap
16:49 Considering Twitter as a means to actually update my Livejournal frequently. # 20:14 I am tipsy at Mamma Mia's, eating my weight in pizza. We're going to toilet paper somebody's balcony at an apartment complex. I hope we get the right one. #Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
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Wed, Dec 29th, 2004 / 04:10 / Friends Only
Sorry! My family has been known to come to this part of the internet, and I don't want them to have the juicy details about my life, because as of now, I'm the one who has the dirt on them. If this changes, family gatherings will never be the same. You don't want that, do you? I'll add anybody who isn't related.See Also:myspace.com/facewashneutralize.org1twinkiechan.com2EMAIL: facewash@gmail.comAIM: Drink Hot Water1My friend Alice is a genius and everybody should visit her website often.2My friend Steph is also a genius. Buy stuff from her! She makes some awesome shit.
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