the global closet (original) (raw)

So, MAXIM did this spoof on TITC. I really, sincerely wish these were real. I'd own them all...

Sylvester

Includes: Shorty Smooth-talkin' Action

Cathy

Includes: Big Slutty Cheatin' Wig

The Policeman (James)

Includes: Snap-On "Oh" Face

Rufus

Includes: Playa Hunting Glow Eyes

Sylvester's Wife (Gwendolyn)

Includes: Kung-Fu Thigh Grip