Uber Scruffy Pretty Boys Picspam (original) (raw)
Ok, so today begins my Week o' Supernatural love. I realized that the characters, the actors, the production staff, the show have taken over my brain. And really, crazydiamondsue and winterlive are the only ones that know just how bad it is, because Winter gets my periodic IM squee and watches me bounce around in her journal and Sue, well, Sue puts up with me randomly calling her ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. Y'all? It's BAD.
I've decided to start slow, kinda ease the Supernatural in. Today I bring you picspam of several of my most favorite pretty boys from shows past and present, with facial hair. And I'm not talking 5 o' clock shadows (though 5 o' clock shadows? HOT). I'm talking the good ol', 4 day minimum, this-is-the-look-I'm-going-for uber scruff.
Firstly, the boy that brought sexy back. Or more accurately, the boy whose song launched a thousand icons, Justin Timberlake:
these next two pics not only hit my uber-scruffy kink, but also my upperwear shoved up/folded up to the elbows kink, 'cause with the forearms.
Next, two boys that come from my almost fandoms, Roswell and Dawson's Creek. I bring you my two favorite Canadian boys:
Brendan Fehr:
and Joshua Jackson:
Forearms! Um... I also have a button down shirt kink, this will become more evident as we go on
Next, the boy that was in the most cracked out, televised bad!fic show that I have ever watched, but fucking PWNS my soul, Mr. Gale
Howard Harold:
It's coming up again, say it with me: FOREARMS
Now, we take it to my OG fandom. The fandom that will forever remain The Fandom in my heart, here's some Jossverse boys:
My heart, Nicholas Brendon I only have these two. Why? Because while I have some other scruffy Nicky pics, they were teeny tiny... and um, I left out all the porn 'stache pics. Not that I don't love the porn 'stache, just y'know, too groomed to be scruffy. Y'all understand.
and Christian Kane I always thought I had more big scruffy CK pics, obviously I don't, there are, however, a multitude of 'CK clean shaven in a button down' in my CK folder. Huh. Oh well.
addendum to the Jossverse boys section: Dear DB, please to be scruffier in public, I mean, on occasion there's minor scruff and I like it, but some well photographed uber scruff would make my day. Love, Vin.
I think that Christian Kane, being the WB boy that he was, is a nice segue into this next section. Everyone say 'hello' to Michael Rosenbaum. I love this man. Seriously. He brought an acoustic guitar to the Carson Daly show and sang a song with the lyric 'you freaking whore' in it. Love.
Rosenbaum forearms!!
Check me out, throwin' in a quick Jensen tease. Lord, I love this picture with all my heart. The fact that Chad's being a creeper in the background just makes it all the better.
Spinning off of the Rosenbomber, I bring you a boy that I really only seem to find attractive when he's all scruffy mountain man looking, Tom Welling:
Scruffy Scott Patterson bonus in this pic. Hi Scott, Hi!
This next pic serves a few purposes, 1) I love it, 2) it again provides another quick scruffy!Jensen tease
and 3) it introduces our next subject, The Chad:
This picture does the most obscene things to my brain. We all talk about Jensen's mouth, which is a gorgeous mouth indeed, but The Chad's? More than comparable.
And this one? Sex in photograph form. Picturized sex, if you will. No shoes, unbuckled belt, jeans slouching down to show lickable hipbones, socked feet stepping all over the bottoms of said jeans, happy trail, button down shirt (unbuttoned, might I add), scruff, cigarette, necklace... yeah.
Now we'll use The Chad to slide into that Padalecki guy: (ETA: um... I honestly didn't mean that to come out as dirty as it did. Really. I swear)
Ok, I'll admit, Jared's not that scruffy in this one, especially coming off of the pic before this, but, um, this is my favorite Jared hair so it gets to stay.
Back to the uber scruff, now with added Jensen climb-age
And we'll use that pic to move on to the most genetically beautiful man to ever have manned this earth, Jensen freaking Ackles:
Bite it, Jensen.
Smile, it increases your face value (points to whomever catches that quote)
Yes, Jensen's beautiful. Truly he is. But also? He's a goofball, a dorkus, a bit of a weirdo... and it makes it that much easier to adore him. Observe his adorkableness:
And finally, the scruffiest man in my arsenal, the man who's making a fortune dying on TV, Jeffery Dean Morgan:
\m/!!
This? Is my favorite-est JDM pic. He's just so 'aw shucks, ma'am'. It keels me.
I'm really bad about remembering where I get pics. I'm too busy right-clicking, so yeah. Most of them came from fan sites and Wire Image. All were slightly photoshopped by your truly for quality, depth, contrast, etc. Hope you enjoyed. And, if you feel up to it, add some uber scruffy boy pics from your stash.
Also, this isn't cross-posted to any communities, but feel free to pimp it, I'm not weird about that kind of stuff, just too lazy to x-post.
Tomorrow? Supernatural Fanmix
*falls over dead*