Teh Clarinet Posse! (original) (raw)

Dearest Brittany, Travis, Tracy, Stacy, and any other clarinet who will read this (maybe, but unlikely: Jessica Grant, Sarah, Allison, Pamela, and Jessica Tippee),

I am sorry for all of the pain and strife that I am causing in the section. I'm sorry my opinions are not taken as such, and sincerely did not wish to hurt everyone. I am sorry if you think I'm unhappy about my chair and think I think I should be somewhere else because of something. I will readily admit that I don't practice as much as Allison, Brittany, or Pamela; they have all worked much harder than me and therefore should be ahead of me, as they are.

I'm sorry if I distract you in class and you don't want to be distracted. I've tried not to; next time I do something horrid and obnoxious, let me know so I can stop everything.

I'm more sorry than anything that I've been blaming Allison for getting me in trouble. I've been informed that it's not her, and therefore I owe her a great apology. I don't know if she'll read this, but I'm sorry Allison!

I'm sorry that you think I hate everyone and like to tell others that I do awful, horrible mean things and twist my words around. Travis, that time after the first sectionals when I said something that pissed you off something fierce about Brittany, I didn't mean she couldn't play whatever they were working on EVER. I meant to say that since she hasn't been playing some sort of first part often and has less experience in Symphonic than Allison and Pam that she was learning a bit slower (but not very much, because Brittany is a very good player and a very hard worker) than they were. I have no doubts that she will be able to play the music perfectly within days and at tempos and everything.

I'm sorry I don't have my materials, offend Mrs. Ramierez, and get our ensemble in trouble.

I'm sorry I'm ruining your band experience. I know this is too much to ask, but whoever is relaying all of my sins to Mr.Mcadow, do you think you could just tell me directly and immediately when I do things wrong? When he waits two weeks to talk to me about something and speaks in riddles, I don't always understand what he's talking about.

Please don't hate me, I didn't mean to cause trouble with whatever I said,
Gillian