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WTF.

Why do all these third, fourth, fifth, and sixth graders have boyfriends and girlfriends while I'm still single?

Elementary romances are soooo stupid. I actually saw one little couple holding hands. I laughed at them and made them sit in different places.

Bwahahaha.

Well, we have to separate our little couples. Last year we had a few unfortunate things happen (whether or not it was during the time we were in session, I do not know). But it wasn't very good. So we have to keep a close eye on them.

Isn't that sad?