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The Legend of Cobra Starship...

After a week on the brink of death, hallucinating from the venomous bite, he awakes to find the snake with a wet towel in its fangs, patting down Gabe's sweltering forehead.

"Holy shit," Gabe exclaims, "this snake that almost killed me is patting down my forehead with a moist towelette!"

"Good morning to you too," says the reptile.

"Holy shit! A talking snake!"

"I am a cobra," corrects the snake, "and the lights that have hounded you night after night are from the starship that brought me here. You see, I have been sent from the future to find you."

"Me?" Gabe asks, flattered and excited at the possibility of validating his existence. "Am I supposed to save the world!?"

"Uh, no," replies the cobra. "Not exactly. You see, kid, there is no salvation." The cobra goes on to tell Gabe about the world's final days. Cobras were the only ones who survived.

Shocked by this tale of Armageddon, Gabe finally asks in bewilderment, "Then what do you need me from me? What is my destiny?"

"The purpose of your life is to make sure mankind goes out in style."

"How do I do that?"

"By teaching hipsters to not take themselves so seriously and by telling emo kids to stop being pussies. How's that for a start?"

Welcome to cobra_fanfic!

Cobra Starship fanfic is a small fandom area in bandom. You usually just see Gabe paired up with William or Travie or even all three together, at least most of the fanfic I've found. But there is good fanfic of Cobra Starship out there and I wanted a place where everyone could find them, besides AO3.

I hope everyone has fun and lots of fic and other goodies are produced.

Now, just a couple of guidelines: Yes, this is a fanfic comm, but other types of media will be allowed. Tags, pic spams, plot bunny discussions. Anything your devious minds can think of. :)

Also, please tag your posts appropriately. I made a whole bunch of Tags I hope everyone will use. If I don't see tags on a post, I will leave a comment asking you to tag it appropriately. If it isn't within a week, I will delete the post. I want the comm as organized as possible so it makes it easier for readers to find what they're looking for.

Now, when you're posting your story, please make sure the appropriate warnings are on the fic. For example any of these: rape/non-con, dub-con, incest, character death/suicide or graphic self-harm. Other warnings are at your discretion.

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