Our collective ass (original) (raw)
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded inCollective Ass' LiveJournal:
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
5:30 am
[tarotjunkie]
I just spent 3 days doing pretty much nothing but cleaning. And I liked it. Where exactly did the cleaning stop and the mania begin?
Current Mood: 
bouncy
Saturday, April 30th, 2005
7:59 am
[tarotjunkie]
Meow! The Meow Mix song is stuck in my head. Sing it with me now~!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...
Current Mood: meow
Thursday, March 10th, 2005
5:16 am
[tarotjunkie]
I'm not fixing up my hair or dressing pretty tomorrow (Thursday) because I officially deem it "I Don't Give a Crap Day" ^_^ Everyone is allowed to participate *nodnod*
Current Mood: 
tired
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
12:02 pm
[gothhippiegrrl]
Saturday, November 13th, 2004
11:07 am
[tarotjunkie]
Simple Math. Roommates that don't mind you sitting around and being lazy = awesome.
Roommates that will sit around and be lazy with you = teh best.
Current Mood: 
content
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
10:14 pm
[xoraclex]
Warning!! Whatever you do, DO NOT floss your molars, and then sniff the floss. Even if it is mint floss. Yes even then.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED, DO NOT SNIFF IT!!!!
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
8:13 am
[lady_kas]
Sunday, October 31st, 2004
2:52 pm
[lady_kas]
Do you smell that? I don't think I've ever smelled worse them I do at this moment.
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
11:52 pm
[xoraclex]
I generally sympathize with left turners on busy intersections. I was really, truly going to let you turn, but then I saw you were talking on your cell-phone and instead I wanted for you to have an accident.
Sincerely,
Carlette
Current Mood: 
annoyed
Monday, September 13th, 2004
4:32 pm
[lady_kas]
Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
12:59 pm
[lady_kas]
12:54 pm
[lady_kas]
12:13 pm
[xoraclex]
Squirt Man is just wrong.
I know I don't have to say this but...YOU PUT THE WATER IN HIS BUTT AND THEN PLUG IT UP WITH A PLUG!!! <:(
Monday, August 23rd, 2004
11:01 am
[xoraclex]
I wore a cami under my shirt today so that my bra wouldn't show....cami keeps slipping down lower than my bra though.
I look like a trashy piece of trash-ho today.
Hooray for that!
9:27 am
[xoraclex]
Superbad Clickie on bees when you see them.
Bees. Swarming buzzing bees. Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with
pointy painful stingers.
The boy poured honey down his back and shook his buttocks left to right.
The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives, jogging not running. Taking
his sweet innocent time, through the grass, toward the white perfumy clover
field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil, filtered out their hive, cleaved
the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping bare-bummed Johnny. Little
Johnny boy smiled broad and white, his feet advancing toward the clover, tossing
his hips from side to side, breathless voice issuing forth, "Beeeeez.
Zzzzzzzhahahahahaaaaaaaa."
Little Johnny boy slipped a finger between his perspiring crack, taking
away honey as if from the stale edges of a white bread sandwich. Johnny loved
the bees, almost as much as the sticky sweet clinging of honey that formed and
hung like stalactites from his perineum, dripped dripping drops.
The bees closed in. Thousands of bees, their murmuring buzzing chorus
titillating little Johnny boy, stingers angry and shining in the sun, quivering
mad. Johnny jogged toward the clover field, licking his finger of the sweet
sweaty honey. Honeybuns, Johnny thought, and laughed until he fell rolling over
the start of clover. Honeybuns, thought Johnny, and he laughed, giggled, a
smile playing over his bare freckled puss. "Beeeeeeez!" Johnny exclaimed, as a
fuzzy buzzing cloud converged on little Johnny's honey sticky ass.
The sun rolled in golden fury, and hours later, when it had turned a dark
red, and sunset swollen, little Johnny boy lay stiff and puffy, pink and happy,
dead stinking sweet.
Current Mood: amused
Friday, August 20th, 2004
1:48 am
[yummydeb]
I'm here, courtesy of jenglo's pimping! Do I just blunder in, or should I do a little dance or something?
Wait, those two amount to the same thing. So please. Don't make me.
Current Mood: 
silly
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
5:51 pm
[infrogpajamas]
Hey. I have arrived.
I'm going to post a link in my journal.
That is all.
2:33 pm
[xoraclex]
I fill awkward silences. In a car with a couple of my peeps (not marshmallow peeps. I hate those), there was a long silence during which I pondered.
I suggested that perhaps in case of dire emergency anal sex could save a person from dehydration.
Points of Support
That's where your body grasps for the last bit of moisture from digested materials.
The lining is obviously absorbent or suppositories wouldn't have been invented.
Cum is full of "juice".
The protein in cum would be a bonus.
It would be the chivalrous thing to do in the case of a couple lost in the desert, or stranded at sea.
Yes. I know how to fill awkward silences.
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
9:01 pm
[lady_kas]
What the hell! Why do guys I'm talking to always want to know if I've mentioned them in therapy?
Current Mood: irritated
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
10:52 pm
[ulyssesjoesa]
whats up with this? why is it that it takes forever to grow fingernals except if you are a child or elderly...in which case you have to trim them daily to keep from clawing out your eyes when you try to remove eye boogers?
Current Mood: 
curious