15 Best Walter White Quotes in 'Breaking Bad,' Ranked (original) (raw)
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There’s no reason to put it mildly: Breaking Bad is a contender when it comes to discussing the greatest television dramas of the 21st century so far. Across five seasons, it depicted one of the most compelling character arcs in the medium of television, seeing a rather pitiful high school chemistry teacher, Walter White, transform himself into a drug kingpin after he figured he had nothing to lose following a diagnosis of inoperable lung cancer.
Walter’s far from the only memorable character in the show, but he is its lead character, and seeing him change, rise, and fall over the course of 62 episodes is riveting. Bryan Cranston’s excellent performance is a huge factor in Walt working as well as he does as a character, but the show’s fantastic writing plays an equally large part in this. That writing can be demonstrated by running through some of Walt’s most memorable quotes, most of which highlight his flaws, complexities, and the ways he changes throughout the show. There might not be too many surprises below, but such snippets of dialogue have become iconic for good reason.
Release Date
2008 - 2013-00-00
Network
AMC
Showrunner
Vince Gilligan
15 "There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye."
"Pilot" - Season 1, Episode 1 (2008)
Walter holds a video camera and looks desperate, standing in a desert in the Breaking Bad pilot episode.
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Kicking off the entire series in a breathless and exciting way, “Pilot” is a great episode that feels like it pushes things to the limit before they even begin, but then Breaking Bad, of course, manages to keep going further. Much of the thrill that comes with this pilot episode is the fact that it starts in such a dramatic and seemingly climactic fashion, and a first-time viewer would be forgiven for thinking that the episode starts with a flash-forward to the end of the first season.
But no, even though “Pilot” begins with protagonist Walter White seemingly coming to terms with an impending death, this is far from the end; indeed, events go forward so rapidly that it turns out the flash-forward was only for later in the pilot episode. It’s a hell of a first impression, and the words: “I only had you in my heart” take on another meaning later in the show, when Walt lies to himself and others about doing things for his family. In reality, he’s in it for himself, especially after a certain point.
14 "I have spent my whole life scared – frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen. Fifty years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine."
"Better Call Saul" - Season 2, Episode 8 (2009)
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It’s fitting that “Better Call Saul” – the Breaking Bad episode, not the prequel/sort-of sequel series of the same name, which began airing in 2015 – introduces Saul Goodman, but it’s not just an episode centered on everyone’s favorite extra morally questionable lawyer. Breaking Bad is still Walt’s show, after all, and he gets one hell of a monologue to his brother-in-law, Hank, at one point.
Season 2 sees Walt fluctuating between his seemingly mild-mannered earlier life and the ruthless criminal he’d further become later in the show, and some of that’s found in the ominous things he tells Hank in trying to motivate him. Walt is kind of flexing and bragging, as well as possibly getting something off his chest, without actually admitting to what it is that’s changed his worldview so rapidly. After all, being honest in front of Hank would put a pretty immediate end to his methamphetamine manufacturing, given his brother-in-law’s a DEA agent and all.
13 "Jesse, listen. This fly, or any other fly, for that matter, cannot be in our lab."
"Fly" - Season 3, Episode 10 (2010)
Jesse and Walter arguing, face to face in Breaking Bad.
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“Fly” is a bottle episode in every conceivable way, and has proven somewhat divisive as a result. It doesn’t further Season 3’s overall narrative in the same way the episodes around it do, and its placement near the end of said season – when things are otherwise heating up – may exacerbate such frustrations. But as a self-contained character-focused episode solely about the dynamic between Walt and Jesse, it’s great.
Infamously, the premise of the episode involves Walt obsessing about a fly in the meth lab, working himself up into a frenzy at the idea that it could contaminate the product. “This fly, or any other fly, for that matter, cannot be in our lab,” he says. It’s about the fly, but it’s also about more than just the fly. What exactly “any other fly” could be is up to interpretation, and once you get over the absurd narrative at hand, “Fly” speaks volumes about Walt’s character and self-destructive obsessions.
12 "The money, Skyler! Where is the rest? Skyler? Where is the money?!"
"Crawl Space" - Season 4, Episode 11 (2011)
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In contrast to “Fly” in Season 3, “Crawl Space” is an episode that occurs near the end of Season 4 and builds things up immensely, as far as tension and dread are concerned. It also ends with one all-time great scene, with Walt having a breakdown upon learning that his wife has given away the money he’d stashed in his titular crawl space… money he wanted to use to help his family erase their identities and escape from a vengeful Gus Fring.
Context matters, as does the way Bryan Cranston delivers the dialogue here, turning what might sound like ordinary dialogue – “Skyler? Where is the money?!” – into something much more impactful. More than any words, it’s probably Walt’s screams and subsequent laughing fit, having perhaps lost his mind temporarily, that prove most haunting, too.
11 "I... I would like to speak to the agent in charge of the Walter White investigation."
"Granite State" - Season 5, Episode 15 (2013)
A person wearing glasses talks on a landline phone in a warehouse in Breaking Bad's Granite State.
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“Granite State” is one of the darkest hours in _Breaking Bad_’s run, following up the brutal and relentless “Ozymandias” and feeling much more quiet, yet not in any way that could be called calm or relieving. “Ozymandias” is like a bomb going off, and then “Granite State” is the aftermath, where everyone near said bomb who survived is in a daze, trying to recover from what just went down.
It’s an episode that pushes Walt to the edge, and he almost gives up before the finale, “Felina,” offers him a chance at something that approaches redemption (though he can’t be forgiven for everything, at this late stage in the series). The way he comes close to turning himself in is made extra memorable thanks to what he says, and when the DEA agent asks who’s requesting to talk to the agent in charge of the Walter White investigation, Walt bluntly says, “Walter White.”
10 "If that's true, if you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course... would be to tread lightly."
"Blood Money" - Season 5, Episode 9 (2013)
Bryan Cranston as Walter White in 'Breaking Bad'
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By the time Breaking Bad reached its final season, it had already established itself as an all-time great TV show, perhaps even making Season 5B – released in 2013 – something of a victory lap. That final season was split in two, with the first eight episodes – comprising Season 5A – being aired in 2012. Memorably, that half of the season ended with a cliffhanger involving Walt’s brother-in-law, Hank Schrader, finally learning about who Walter White really was.
Anyone watching Breaking Bad back in the early 2010s would’ve remembered the wait feeling like a particularly long one, but Season 5B kicks off in style with “Blood Money,” inevitably having a confrontation between Walt and Hank, now that certain secrets are no longer secret. Sometimes, Walt’s attempts to sound intimidating sound a little corny or ring hollow, but retorting to Hank’s “I don’t know who you are” with a threat that ends with “Tread lightly” is effectively chilling.
9 "Nearly 600 people died on Tenerife. But do any of you even remember it at all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It's because people move on. They just move on. And we will too. We will move on, and we will get past this."
"No Más" - Season 3, Episode 1 (2010)
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Switching up from the first episode of Season 5B, “No Más” kicks off Season 3, and sees Walt at his worst, at least by the standards of his pre-kingpin days. Season 2 ends with him crossing a certain line morally, letting a young woman die because it was in his interests to do so. That decision led to unforeseen consequences, with her emotionally devastated father getting distracted from his job as an air traffic controller, resulting in a massively deadly plane crash.
The school Walt works at has been shaken by this incident, and so the start of Season 3 sees Walt uselessly trying to address distraught students while trying to convince himself that the accident wasn’t “that bad” (which he’d be tempted to do if he realized the inadvertent role he played in the catastrophe). There’s dark humor to be found in Walt declaring: “There were actually 53 crashes through history that are just as bad or worse,” followed by some very tone-deaf remarks about the simplicity of “moving on” from such a disaster.
8 "I got dipping sticks!"
"Caballo sin Nombre" - Season 3, Episode 2 (2010)
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Beyond the whole deadly plane crash thing, the start of Season 3 – and especially the second episode, "Caballo sin Nombre" – also deals with the aftermath of an incident on a smaller scale: Walt’s wife, Skyler, tiring of his lies and saying she wants to separate, taking the couple’s children, Walt Jr. and newborn Holly, with her. Walt thinks he can dig his way out of the situation, but is highly mistaken, and in any event, his attempts at reconciliation are laughably shallow.
He shows up unannounced at the family house, with Skyler turning him away, even though Walt thinks his offering of pizza – and dipping sticks; can’t forget about those – will help redeem him. This is, of course, followed up with Walt memorably hurling the pizza up on the roof. It’s an episode of Walt at his lowest, but he deserves it and the ridicule that comes his way, given his lying and the chaos he played a part in causing at the end of Season 2.
7 "Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' in my book."
"4 Days Out" - Season 2, Episode 9 (2009)
Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad
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Rewinding a bit to an episode in the second half of _Breaking Bad_’s second season, “4 Days Out” is one of the more flat-out entertaining and humorous episodes of the show, making it an easy one to revisit (as opposed to the more hectic and downbeat Breaking Bad episodes). Much of the episode follows Walt and Jesse on a meth-cooking misadventure in the desert, with the storyline being almost farcical in nature, given how many things go wrong.
Trying to get the whole thing going early in the episode, Walt tells Jesse to get some of the supplies they’ll need, but Jesse lazily tells Walt to do it himself because he’s “got plans.” Walt calls his bluff, and, credit where credit’s due, does have a pretty funny put-down by sarcastically retorting, “Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' in my book.”
6 "F**k you! And your eyebrows! Wipe down this!"
"Pilot" - Season 1, Episode 1 (2008)
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The Walt putdowns continue, this time coming from the very first episode of _Breaking Bad_’s first season, understandably called “Pilot.” Clearly, though, Walt was still a little way away from effectively twisting the knife verbally (as he did with a defiant Jesse in “4 Days Out”), or sounding even close to intimidating (as demonstrated by the “Tread carefully” threat at the start of Season 5B).
Making ends meet in his pre-drug-making days, Walt works at a car wash during the pilot episode of Breaking Bad, but snaps due to the pressure of his cancer diagnosis and unleashes on his boss, a man named Bogdan. Tired of wiping down and cleaning cars, in no uncertain terms, Walt curses Bogdan and his prominent eyebrows, haphazardly tries to trash the room he’s in, and then grabs his crotch while proclaiming “Wipe down this.” It’s one way to quit one’s job, that’s for sure.