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Godzilla fic

at May 29th, 2006 (09:42 pm)

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Title: Shezilla: The Cloning Project
Author: Me
Fandom: Godzilla
Summary: Kaijuologist Kenpachiro Satsuma finds a way to create a female Godzilla. But what happens when something goes wrong?
Rating: T
Chapters: One shot, so one.
Warnings: Violence and bad language.
Timeline: After Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, but before Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II.
Notes: Godzilla displays human-like emotions in this story. I've always loved imagining how his behavior would change if he found a female of his own kind after being lonely for so long.
Also, the dialogue is intentionally bad in some places; I'm making fun of the bad dubbing in the movies.
Exerpt: Blake opened and closed his hand in a jabber-jabber gesture and turned his attention to the two monsters outside. "Are you two going to goof around over this bird thing all day or are you going to watch Godzilla pick up his hot new date?"

"Both," Emiko replied with a smart-aleck smile.

Blake just shook his head and pulled the rubber band out of his hair, letting it fall around his shoulders. With his other hand he held the camcorder pointed at the two monsters.

He watched Godzilla and Shezilla eye each other warily, circling and sniffing. Their roaring had quieted to occasional growls, snorts and the occasional head-toss. The distance between them was getting smaller and smaller. Soon, they were standing nose to nose, smelling each other curiously.

"It looks good, they seem to be getting along so far." Kenpachiro told his colleagues, "Their interaction is fascinating!"

lindsay [userpic]

by lindsay (1167)

at January 22nd, 2006 (08:29 pm)

LOL, SCONE [userpic]

at November 20th, 2005 (10:36 am)

amused

current mood: amused
current song: Oasis - Stay Young (Acoustic)

Hello, newbie here :) I... was cruising the communities with the interest 'Loveless' and how could I ever resist a name that contains both 'comment' and 'whore' so, here I am... after giggling through the user info... I thought I should make a first post, so, erm, I took my latest fic O.o

Title: Workoholic 2: Omelet
Author: Lella
Pairing: Hiro/K (Kiro)
Genre: Romance/Fluff/General
Rating: G. Again.
Words: 1169
Summary: Shuichi wants Hiro to make him breakfast.
Warnings: Boy Love.
Disclaimer: Maki Murakami's, not mine.
Notes: #6. Omelet on _50gravi_

( I want breakfast.Collapse )

the frumious Bandersnatch! [userpic]

by the frumious Bandersnatch! (forochel)

at November 17th, 2005 (10:47 pm)

I am bored! This is evidenced by the FIVE entries I have written today! Or which one includes this! And my grammar is convuluted which just goes to show you how bored I am! SO COMMENT AND FEED ONE OF YOUR FELLOW COMMENTWHORES!

Uhh. I'm actually going to sleep now...but I figure I mind as well give you guys starting material to rib me about.

Peeling oranges to be eaten the Mandarin Orange Way (*snigger* I've been reading Pratchett, can't you tell?) is awfully hard for the unskilled, and what's more. The totally-inexperienced-with-sharp-knives-and-skinning-of-anything. And I just happen to be the epitome of that, so the kitchen counter was a complete disaster zone after I took it upon myself to skin an orange for my own consumption. It was *drenched* in Juice and Pulp, and there was even some on the floor! No hacked-off fingers, though, so there's no gore.

I squirted some juice into my nose, though. It stung.

But it's still very fun, and funnily enough, is extremely relaxing. The feel of the organic squishy orange in your grip as you dreamily skin it with a Very Sharp Knife™ is just lovely. Even though your fingers get sticky after that because of all the juice. But still.

Oranges are lovely things when they're sweet~ ♥

Angela [userpic]

at October 27th, 2005 (09:35 pm)

Findings and Misc.:

white clear display cases
silver plated (sp) 1/2 ball earstuds
sp earnuts
white rubber earnut
nylon thread
tigertail beading wire
sterling silver! :O 21 gauge half hard wire
4 inch headpins
sp jumpring 6 mm

Beads:

13 mm drop shells
glass pearl 4 mm
hemalyke round 8mm
glass 8mm beads bracelets
multicolored finished acrylic w/ patterns 10mm
frosted cubes 6 mm
sparkler 9 mm
wood beads decorated 8mm
glass pearl 8 mm
Acrylic with shiny dots: circles, flowers, stars
Laminated stripes: 8 mm, different 8mm, 6mm, cubes 8mm
Fancy strands: round clear 6 mm, round 8 mm , bicone 6mm , bicone 8 mm , faceted 8 mm, acrylic 12mm , drops
Glass Pearls: 6 mm, 4 mm, 8 mm
Swarovski crystals: bicone 4 mm , bicone 6mm

Glass beads::

spacers
4 mm rounds
glass beads
6 mm rounds
8 mm rounds
daggers
bicones
butterflies
leaves
glass bead kits

Sequins:

cat tails and butterflies please
paillette
stars

Seed beads:

black (package colors assortable if more than five bought?) seed beads
rocaille beads
iridescent rocaille beads

Gemstones:

blackstone coin shaped 11 mm
garnet pebbles
flourite flat things
light green adventurine
bead quartz lavender 3 mm
natural amythest chips
rhodolite garnet chips

it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head [userpic]

I'm a cheap whore, so sue me. Except don't, because I have no money.

by it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head (meiface)

at October 16th, 2005 (04:14 pm)

crappy

current mood: crappy
current song: Echizen Ryoma - Kimi wa Dokomademo

::whoring for comments:: Mostly because I'm procrastinating on reading Rousseau, who is admittedly easier to my mind than Locke. Still, 20 pages of his political theories on social contracts. I did do my geisha homework, so shut up. And my Econ Aplia assignment. Though I really need to double check that because it's full of errors. Well shit.

I'm whoring for comments, okay?

See this entry? Leave a comment. Just a two second 'hi' or five page rant on life. Whatever. Post a picture, a quote, a link, anything. Tell me something about yourself I don't know.

Wanna know a secret?

I think I'm going to die of dehydration. No, seriously. I never drink the recommended 8 cups of water a day... I don't know if I even make it up to four. Jeez. I seriously need more liquids.

::goes off to refill water bottle::

Remember, I'm whoring. I'm so cheap, I'm free. Go~!

the frumious Bandersnatch! [userpic]

by the frumious Bandersnatch! (forochel)

at August 15th, 2005 (11:23 pm)
current song: Random song sung by Sally Yeh

Well, yeah. So I visited and the community seemed to be dead and this is my first time actually posting inna community despite the fact that I kinda know everyone here and so I'm using run-on sentences horribly.

Well, just as this community was born out of a moment of random spontaneity and pointlessness my entry is without purpose as well. Other than to attempt to restart the engines of this community.

I have a nice picture of Aoshi Shinomori's back and his kodachi. xD With chinese words scrawled down the side and stuffus. In calligraphy, of course. I think I shall post it later. When I get my ass onto photobucket again, of course. Bweheheheheheheh.

I am eating a Fuji Apple now. My friend, who is not an anime fan, also likes Fuji Apples. So I held a conversation with her about Fuji Apples and I was using innuendo all the while and she was ignorant and I was snickering. Yeah. She likes African Fuji Apples but I like the Chinese ones more. I'd like to try authentic Japanese ones.

..Oh crack. I'm imagining this picture with a dragon-horse thing coiled around an apple now. You know? Kanji for Ryoma be 龙马? Dragon, Horse. And Fuji...well...apple. *headdesk*

Ohohohoh and I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF for I have completed my worksheet on Quadratic Curves! And I Hate Math! Who else here Hates Math? It is most mind boggling. And I hate drawing Curves. They are irritating and insist on being symmetrical, even when one is not using Bendy Rulers or French Curves and is drawing freehand. And I actually did my Art homework! -preens- And lit. But we will not talk about the Evil that is literature.

...Randomness results in me talking about things which people do not care about. Mmmm. And my ff.net access got taken away from me again. =(

Sally Yeh is Lin Zhi Xiang's ex wife. And she has a lovely voice. <3 As does he, but I can't find my parents' copy of his album. Woe~

ouvalyrin [userpic]

at July 13th, 2005 (06:36 pm)

[prods you people] Am I supposed to say something? Because a couple people prodded me here and then I just kind of sat. And stared at the screen. And stared at the Battousai-Kenshin picture. And remembered that I didn't particularly like the series, but Kenshin is pretty. Though Sano has nice eyes and needs a haircut. And a bunch of other stuff.

...wow. This community confuses me. And I think I'm not exactly thinking straight. I need more crack-fic.

[waves]

it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head [userpic]

Triumph!

by it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head (meiface)

at June 23rd, 2005 (02:29 pm)

lethargic

current mood: lethargic
current song: w-inds. - Try Your Emotion

Ohoho, look who made this site work?

><; I got rid of the chibi!Kenshin by accident, though I found a new Kenshin pic to make up for it. ^^. Very purple. Not quite sure why. It's because Kenshin has "violent" eyes, that's why! ::snickers::

Anyhow. Pimpage. Yeah. We ought to do that. And find some pretty pics to stick up on the userinfo. Mmm. ♥

Off to my doctor's appt now...or, in an hour. >_>; This isn't going to go well. I've never been to the doctor's on my own before. Do I even know where to go? Maaaybe. How long to tetanus boosters take anyway? ::worry::

KEITA NEEDS LOVE. Where to get w-inds. video clips??

it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head [userpic]

::dies laughing::

by it's weird to have a vibrating cat on your head (meiface)

at June 17th, 2005 (09:10 am)

crazy

current mood: crazy
current song: Gackt - wasurenai kara

Eeeek~ omg chibi way-deformed Kenshin!! XD Now all he needs is Sano...^_~.

What is this, you mispelled COMMENT WHORES?? Wtf is a whorie? XD Chibi whore! Chibi Fuji and Ryoma geisha whores! XD XD XD

Ahem. Yes.

I don't get this community at all. XP

<3