Make new friends -- Day (original) (raw)

I know I posted this before, but I would really really really like some new friends please. And without further adoo...

Hello, well....yeah you should add me, allow me to tell you why

Name: First Name :: It's Peter, the main man, the one you came to see, the one whose bio your reading right now. Its true!

Sex: Male, that means I can pee standing up, it's so awesome.

Location: Diamond Bar, California.

Interests: I would list them but that would require me to not be lazy, and I'm sorry, I just won't do it. The only thing I can do for you now is to click on my little name thingy and see on my info.

Music: Rock, in all it's forms and incarnations, nothing else but rock, I even had a little song about it
rock rock rock
all day long
rock rock rock while I sing this song.

Expertise: I write bio's for a living, I'm a proffesional bio writer so to say. Sometimes people pay me to make their bio's for them. At which I excel.

Crazy rant: Personal Bio :: I have untired my fingers and will thus provide you with said Bio. I have the lack of say of a million souls. I have the instincts of a killer mole. I feel this tensity on my back but I don't know what to do. So I go out there, and try not to stew. I'm also a man of many talents. I enjoy experiences, and have often risked everything to achieve self enlightenment. Although my habits say I'm wired for self-destruction, I still don't seem to change deep down so I'm always perfect for some reason, its kind of irritating always being so damn right. Like a stone/rock, I'm hard to budge and require a process that takes millions of psi and temperatures of about 400 degrees before I can truly metamorphasize into something with a new design. Also, I'm always... ALWAYS... on the prowl. I like challenging people because no one should have to be forced to sit on the top of the mountain as I always do. So even if I can never leave the pinnacle of perfection, I try to get others to experience something that I cannot, the ability to lose.