Are You Hot? (original) (raw)
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Name: Jasmine Lynn aka [Pix*e Lynn]
Age: 17, will be legal in 6 months! WOO HOO!
Birthday: December 18th, 1986
Star sign: Sagittarius (Have to love those FIRE symbols!!)
Location: The Fablous Sin City!
Favorite Store?: I love the clothes at my job. Mervyns, but I also like to go into Hot Topic a lot.
Favorite place to eat?: My grandma’s house, nothing can beat a home-cooked meal. If I had to choose a fast food joint it would Jack in the Box, because there food isn’t soggy or dried out when you get it.
Describe your style in one word.: Punky.
Do you have a phobia? If so, what is it? Naw, I use to have a phobia of penises. Seriously, no joke. I got over that one thou, well sometimes it comes back.
Do something amusing..draw a picture or tell a joke:
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the night.’ We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” He leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
If you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what's the first thing you'd do? Go outside and pick up on all the lovely ladies.
Please promote this community to someone or a community, Who did you promote to? My friend Alec, vegasnothing
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