Scouring Mary Sues (original) (raw)

			Scouring Mary Sues

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	_scourgify_guardians_song		Wangsty!MPreg!Harry-Stu, Part 1/3 Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter and a Series of Unfortunate, yet Highly Amusing, but Most Problematic EventsFandom:Harry PotterCulprit Author's Name: [Unknown]Full Name of Sue (plus titles if any): Harry Potter; Draco MalfoyFull Species(es): Canonicus StuusHair Color (include adjectives): Presumed canon for both.Eye Color (include adjectives): Presumed canon for both.Unusual Markings/Colorations: Presumed canon for both.Special Possessions (if any): A temporary uterus; Harry Potter's ballsAnnoying Origin: Some Harry/Draco's shipper's deranged imagination.Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claim to be them.Annoying Special Abilities: Getting pregnant, being even angstier than canon-Harry and whinier about it to boot, completely lacking logic; knocking up another wizard, being typical fanon!DracoOther Annoying Traits: Existing.Disclaimer: I don’t want to own this fic, and I don’t. Dunno who does – some anon. JKR owns all, including the Dumbledore backstory. <3~ I own only the cracked AU where my sporkers hail from.ONE FOR THE MONEY! TWO FOR THE SHOW! THREE TO GET READY! AND HERE! WE! GO! Harry Potter and a Series of Unfortunate, yet Highly Amusing, but Most Problematic Events Sporker’s Note: Katherine sounds archaic when it comes to innuendo-related terms due to coming from the late 19th century. :P ( Cut enough wangst to make DT!Draco say 'Bitch, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE'.Collapse ) ( MPreg, more wangst, and a serious case of 'Canon details? WHAT canon details?'Collapse )

			12:23 pm April 1st, 2011

	_scourgify_shieldmaidenjen		Join Themiddleearth!! I hope people still read this community! If you do, please consider this:themiddleearth, livejournal's great LotR contest community is back in business! We had great fun the last two rounds and want to make this round even better! You get placed on a team and compete in fun challenges (graphics, writing, trivia, etc.) for points. If you are a LotR or Tolkien fan, don't miss out!(This is luvboromir24601 btw - changed my name)Current Mood: crappy

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	_scourgify_tawaki		Ever hear of Classic Who, Suethor? X-post from deleteriusStory or Series Title: The Strange PlanetFandom: Time Lord of the Rings**Culprit Author's Name**: Dalek KhanFull Name: Sarah Jane Smith, Legolas Thranduilion, The Doctor, K-9Full Species: Regulafracta tarditis, Regulafractus sylvanus, Regulafractus noneratpertwee, Canis robotumHair Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, like in movieverse, blondEye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, like in movieverse, blueUnusual Markings/Colorations: Does the Third Doctor looking nothing like Jon Pertwee count?Special Possessions: Sarah has a K-9 already!Annoying Origin: London, Mirkwood, Gallifrey, and TitanAnnoying Connections to Canon Characters: Have four locked away in the Pharaoh's coffin (in The Daleks' Master Plan)Annoying Special Abilities: To warp two canonsOther Annoying Traits: v xcgftre56dtrr76tryugbvhj nmyi7**( The SummaryCollapse )** ( Strange box outside a nonexistent palaceCollapse ) Current Mood: blahCurrent Music: "O Death, Where Is Thy Sting" -- Handel

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			02:58 pm February 5th, 2009

	_scourgify_radishmatriarch		Hey everyone! Long time no spork!The community, she is not dead, is she?Annyhooo, I found this nasty little brat lurking in the Pit and simply HAD to spork it.Story Or Series Title: Finding the Reasons, Fighting the TruthFandom: Leggy is TEH REBULLSZZZ!!Culprit Author's Name: LoopyLeah13Full Name of Sue (plus titles if any): Legolas GreenleafFull Species(es): Emo ElfHair Color (include adjectives): Same as in canon, though I won't be surprised if he dyes it black at some pointEye Color (include adjectives): Same as in canonUnusual Markings/Colorations: Same as in canonSpecial Possessions (if any): One heck of a bad attitude. Also, he has a dad who's a total square, and his older brother (?!) is a jerk.Annoying Origin: a Suethor's dank mindAnnoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be one of themAnnoying Special Abilities: Could probably turn whining into an Olympic sportOther Annoying Traits: Did I mention the whining?Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( Legolas got grounded! It's so not fair!Collapse ) ( In which we are introduced to the Epic Collapse )

			03:31 pm June 6th, 2008

	_scourgify_kermit_thefrog		"Desperate Measures" must be taken Hi guys! I found a fic that is ripe for the sporking, entitled "Desperate Measures." It's about Arrogant!Rebellious!Veela!Harry and how he gets together with OOC!Veela!Draco and they have egg children. Yeah, it's Mpreg, which I normally don't have an issue with, but it is so *vague* in this story that I feel it should just have been left out or turned into an Animagus fic. Did I mention they can turn into birds? Yeah. Cause of the veela thing. There is also Ron-bashing, Dumbledore-bashing, a fair bit of McGonagall- and Pomfrey-bashing, and ENTIRELY out of left field, some Remus-bashing. Cause how DARE Remus Lupin allow Harry to live with the Dursleys when he, a man who turns into a bloodthirsty and uncontrollable beast once a month, could have simply *adopted* Harry and spared him all that childhood pain! The logic, it does nothing! There is plenty of Sue!Luna and Sue!Hermione, too, but I didn't get a very good look at it. I'm just assuming. I would spork this, but it is very long and there are parts that just bored the pants off me. And I'm trying to read more goodfic, cause I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by badfic. If anybody wants to claim this, the URL is: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4228464/1/Desperate_Measures.So, any takers?

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