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Are You a cRiTic??

Are You movie cRaZeD??

then join.

_RuLeS_

1)you must see movies...often
2) Don't critize other people on what the thought
3)your post must be reviews following a basic format
a)they are reviews...not summaries. two sentences at beginning describing
main idea of movie.
b) don't give away the ending
c) Give reasons as to why it was good/bad
d) mention specific actors for good/bad acting
e) Give a A+ through F rating on the film
f) try to include what the movie is rated (such as PG13)
4) Try to review most of the movies you see
5) Movies reviewed should only be those in the theaters

_FiRsT PoSt RuLeS_

1)In your first post please fill out this small form

Name:
Age: (if you want to keep age private, then just put that you are "100")
Gender:
Location:
Local Movie Theater:
Favorite of All Time:
Favorite Recent Movies (within the past 6 monthes or so):
Any other information you feel is necessary:

  1. Your very first post should be a "getting to kno you post" not a review. You can include the first movie you ever saw, movies that changed your life, and what you think of the way movies are today.

  2. You can post reviews imediatally after your first post (the "getting to know you post")

_Examples of The Proper and Wrong Ways to Review_

(the movie and actors in the example are not real)

BAD: EWW! I hated "Itty Bitty Munchkins". That movie sucked. You shouldn't see it. It was about these ugly little munchkins who lived Lovely Lane, but there is a famine. And then this giant comes...and tries to eat up the munchkins...but the the head munchkin Munchy Munch Munchkin builds this trap out of toothpicks and white-out and they slay the giant and so instead of the giant eating them they eat the giant and the famine is gone. The movie totally sucked. It was really bad. AWFULLEST MOVIE EVER!

GOOD:
"Itty Bitty Munchkins"
Rated G
Starring Ima Badactor

The "itty bitty munchkins" was an terrible film that does not belong in theaters. The movie is about a bunch of munchkins who run into several problems. Ima Badactor plays the leading role of Munchy Munch Munchkin and her acting is as about as bad as the plot. Her lines were not well delivered and she was not a very convincing munchkin, not to mention she is 6'4, which is awfully tall to play a munchkin. The film was poorly cast and the writing was simplistic. The camera work was lousy and the special effects were not particularlily convincing. I think you should hold off on spending your $7.50 on "itty bitty munchkins" and put it towards something more useful or entertaining.

Critic Rating: F

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