Slam Book (original) (raw)

Holy ghost town batman...

Q: If you had a choice who would you rather have Anal sex with?

i) Colin Mochary
ii) Ryan Stiles
iii) neither. You'd tape it and beat/tease yourself later while watching it.

A: Personally...since my crapshoot is 'Exit Only' i pick option #3

Q: If you were to have only one chance to throw something at a celebrity what would it be and who would you throw it at?

A: possibly a stapeler at Brittany spears...or even maybe even a melon of some sort at...damn there are so many to choose from...i don't know...i'd just pick a name out of a hat.