Oldies, But Goodies (original) (raw)
From a children's book:
- You're an old ugh.
From a song
-May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
-May an elephant caress you with his toes
-May you/your wife be plagued with runners in your hose
"Bitch's bastard's whore" Just think about it for a sec. -Sung by Shane MacGowan in his song by The Pogues, 'Boys From the County Hell'.
If Disney made a movie about you, they'd call it 'Dumbitch'.
"When you go to the mind-reader, do you get half price?" David Letterman "He's so stupid he can't find his ass with both hands and…