Check out this rap-ish thing i did for 8bitrapbattletotally RCR inspired... From a quick stop at Merv's Burger JointWhere you get smiles for freeI'm bringin' back the 8-bit old-skoolAnd hear this from me...Just like the Frat Guys in River CityWhat you bring to the table is nothin' but shittyLemme tell ya like Alex and RyanWith your rhymes, too hard you're tryin'Me? myself, I got the Techno BeltAnd with my lead pipe i'll leave a weltWith the Texas Boots from Happy Feet ShoesSoon, like Slick, you'll be singin' the bluesCause i'll be hittin' up the hottiesIn Pop's Health Club we'll be gettin' naughtyUppin' my Stamina, Defense, and Max PowerAll the while with her in the showerSo don't cry, and don't be blueEven if you're like the Generic DudesYa just gotta chill and hang looseAnd at least you're not like that fool Moose |
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