The Dappers' Community (original) (raw)

[	mood	|	complacent	]

I can see that this little community is really quite dead. No worries, though. I'm sure I can bring something to it.

I could start by saying that I have no idea where to begin, you know ... because everything about me is just amazing, but it seems like that road has been traveled far too many times. I, actually, know exactly where I need to begin. I'm gorgeous, which seems like a good reason to be arrogant. In fact, beauty and arrogance tend to go hand in hand. And really, if you aren't pretty, you ought not to be arrogant.

But aside from that, I also tend to be good at everything I do, besides Trigonometry, but everyone knows Trig is completely useless anyway. I don't bother with it. I merely pretend to pay attention just because I like the teacher. I get top marks in all subjects, but not only am I a star student, I am a star athlete. I have a sport for all three high school seasons and soccer goes all year around. At my last college showcase for soccer, I was approached by numerous college coaches who would love for me to come to their school, and these schools are not mediocre schools, but fine institutions such as Fordham University, New York University, Brown University, and Princeton University to name a few. But soccer isn't the only thing I'm good at. I'm also a track prodigy. All in all, I do 9 events. In throwing, running, and jumping. The events are Javelin, Shotput, Discus, High Jump, 100 meter dash, 200 meter dash, 100 meter hurdles, shuttle hurdles, and the 4 X 100 meter relay. It really is a shame that one person is only allowed to do four events a meet, because I am exceptional at all of these. In fact, I am such a good shuttle hurdle team member, and I am so fast, that in my first race, even though I fell, we still broke the school record. And I am well on the way to breaking the high jump and javelin records, as well.

And even with all this achieving going on, I still have time to give back to the community. I volunteer at my local soup kitchen and other such establishments, I give my time to tutor children, (although, as a member of the national honor society, that is really not optional) and also, the last time I was in Costa Rica, I took time to stop at an orphanage and spend the day playing with the children. They're even better at soccer than I am, which is saying something. But truly, I am an exemplary human being.

Of course, I wouldn't really be allowed to be arrogant if I was not well rounded. So, already I have looks, intellect, athletic ability, and my humanitarian efforts in my arsenal, but what would this be if I was not musical as well? I have been playing the violin since third grade and I am quite good at it. I often play at church with the choir two which I belong. And yes, I do belong to a choir, seeing as a voice as melodious as mine should not go to waste.

It really is good for me that I found this community. Knowing that I really am not the most talented person ever is truly something of a comfort. I was beginning to lose faith in the human race.