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Thursday, October 24th, 2002
| Time | Event |
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| 12:23a | Introducing Sally aka Salvia Divinorum My question goes out to everyone, have you ever heard of Salvia Divinorum? Better yet, ever used it? Please let me know. In short this plant is COMPLETELY LEGAL (For now), chewing the leaves has NOT cause any visible brain damage in research, the hallucination period is very short and many people report appearances of a Goddess-like figure (aka Sally). It can be a great high, leaving one happy , refreshed and relaxed, or it can be depressing. Too good to be true? Perhaps. I'm curious though! Tool and Mudvayne use the stuff. I hate Mudvayne, Tool is ok. Well check it out for yourselves, I s'pose. But be careful and read precautions.http://www.salvia-divinorum.com/http://www.greenstranger.com/salviapage_revised.htmlhttp://www.salvia-divinorum.net/faq.htm#Section%204That's that. Turns out I dooooo have to work the sales floor and the bitchy housewives tommorrow. Damn! Must clean out the hamster cages before bed. Night all! Current Mood:  curious |
| 12:40a | |
| 2:09a | Argh! Why am i still awake? I have to work tommorrow! Oh well, good training for rotations if I decide to go into medicine.The hamsters are now the happiest little rodents on the earth. Not only do they have clean shavings, food and vitamin water. They have yogurts treats, blueberry treats, vegetable flavoured salt licks, gnaw sticks (also veggie flavoured) and almonds. The little fuckers eat better than I do. Gandalf performed some interesting acrobatics when I put him in the spare cage, he ended up hanging at the top of the cage by one paw, looking at me with those beady blue eyes... Yes Gandalf the hamster has blue eyes and blond fur, he is the freaky Village of the Damned/Children of the Corn/Aryan Nation hamster and he ate his twin brother (actually that may have been PJ, we don't know for sure). I'll get into the twisted hamster family tree some other day.Has anyone ever seen a light beige/blond furred blue eyed hamster? I'm tempted to breed the little freak if he's rare, he's cute and quite personable, but all the homes I would have to find before I had a truly recessive mate.... shudderI am going to force myself to sleep. Hmmmm there is one last toffifay though... Dare I? Mike will be pissed, it's his stash.. muahahahahahWhoops, almost forgot, need to dig out my chaps and helmet, I'm going trail riding tommorrow after work at the state park!!! I think I conveniently buried those very items at the BOTTOM of my tack trunk. *Does Yoda voice* Uhm, Practical I am to bury the most used items in the truck at the bottom, uhm. Current Mood:  annoyed |
| 4:40a | Insomniawful This sucks! I just watched the bloody Montel Williams show like a knob! I wanna sleep! And the twisted thing is it only happens the nights before work and school, my damn brain doesn't want to shut off. And THEN on days I can sleep to my hearts content, I sleep the day away, as an REM junkie. Ever hear of lucid dreaming, I can do it for HOURS and it is soooo hard to wake up cause REM land must be more satisfying to my sub-consious. Blah, so I'm asking myself... am I depressed? Not really, life's pretty good. Am I lazy? Hell no, I'm a sucker for punishment! Then what the HELL is my problem?You stupid pineal glad, will you just DECIDE for fuck's sake what you want to do? And you, you REM sleep fuck-tarded subconscious unreality junkie portion of my brain, hello, stuff to do, get with the program! Maybe I should go back on Melatonin, I had that stuff years ago and it seemed to help. I have the circadian rhythms of a vampiric circus monkey. GIMME A PEANUT!Anybody have any SOUND advice on how I can join the living and stop sleeping like a pop-culture nut case? I'm gonna kill somebody! Nah, not really, just that damn monkey...To quote pen_dragon .... fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuckI am going to nap for an hour... grrrrrrrrrrrr |