The Happy Hunter's Journal (original) (raw)

12:34p

00Pam licensed to drive.... It's been awhile, do you come here often? You wouldn't admit it. Nor would I.

I got my license. I can drive a car by myself wherever and whenever I please. The first time I failed the test due to my lack of observance of the turning lane (unmarked btw), my inability to parallel park, and my frayed nerves, waiting to snap like thin gage steel and garrote the stumpy bitch invading my passenger's side. I drove the Sunfire first test, with a 7 year old battery (Why isn't my steering working?) only good for 4 years. The stiffer sport suspension irritated her as well.

For me stiffer suspension is incredibly erotic, rowrrrr, slipped disks be damned, it reminds me I'm young and alive.

I erred on the side of not paying another 40$ and borrowed the Alero, and I swear the bigger mass and luxury suspension made me look sooooo good, smooth turns, 4 wheel disc brakes, (as opposed to 2 disc 2 drum in the Sunfire). I passed, I passed, I passed!

I haven't gone for a spin by myself yet. That's on the agenda for this afternoon. Bliss. Mike is being so overprotective, not letting me drive on the expressways, etc. But when the cat is away.....

Toronto was quite fun. I went to see "The Lion King" and while I hold to my dogma that all child actors need to be shot, despite the irritating young Nala and Simba, the rest of the cast was well done. Rafiki was played by a South African woman and she spoke in Xosa fro parts of her performance. The costumes were amazing and during the "Circle of Life" number Giraffes, Elephants, etc. walked throught the audience. My favourite was the cheetah, a woman had the hind legs of the cheetah and the tail attached to her legs and the rest of the cheetah jutted from her torso, there were guide wires from her head to the cheetah's and the overall effect was graceful, almost air-like; The perfect blend of the actor and the costume.

The Two Towers exhibit was incredible. You started in Fanghorn Forest and walked through the glittering caves, the hall of Rohan, the dead marshes (creepy corpses*shudder*). I got to molest Viggo Mortensen's costume (*grins very evily*) when the guard wasn't working. I had my way with the saddles of Roahn too. I can't imagine riding in one, the design looked so uncomfortable and upon feeling it, it reminded me of this horrible saddle from the summer, the sides of the seat dug into my legs and my ass, and the Rohan saddle was cut the same way. Yikes. Those poor actors!

HAd the displeasure of seeing "Rodger Dodger" instead of "Frida", the idiots directed us to the wrong theater. Has anyone esle seen it?

I've been scheduled HELLISHLY this week. 1-9:30pm this Saturday. My favourite shift.I lie of course. But I've told them I'm only available from 12-5pm from now on. And I'm going to talk to my manager ASAP about leaving. YAY! Finally a semester where I get to focus entirely on my school work!

I have to submit my change of major form Monday. So now I'll be(hopefully) an Honours English and Creative Writing Major. Watch the doors fly open. LOL.

I have a fiction piece overdue, a term paper Tuesday and a project Monday. Rumour mill has been feeding us news of our Shakespeare prof being fired. Thnaks GOD! She sucks worse than... grrrr *insert sarcastic comment*

I've been thinking too much about past "loves" lately. Mike's been boring me in the bedroom. But I'm too picky and honourable to go out and fool around, even though I have permission.

I think the problem many of us have is that we loved/lusted an idea of a person, rather than that person themselves, we love the memories not the essence. We love what they can do for us, not us from them. I'm craving the moments I felt sexy, the fires a simple kiss, a look, ignited. I miss the hunt, the kill, preying and being preyed upon. Monogamy is a bitch. I want more secrets.

Current Mood: busy

6:06p

All my friends call me lowrider..... Can you guess which motor geek was tooling around in the Sunfire by herself for the VERY FIRST TIME? That's right, it was ME! And I left my license in the console, shit.

It was amazing to have the car all to myself, supreme stereo control (Bif Naked and Kylie Minogue were keeping me compnay) and heat control.

Vroom, Vroom, now I need to pick up a hot boy, and de-flower my car! heehee, I'm so bad!

Current Mood: giddy