Here are "The Majority rules" (original) (raw)

I knew you couldn't wait to see them so here you go. I wrote them so I can remember what not to do.

1. The majority of people are assholes
2. The majority will not stand for what's right as much as they'll stand for what's pushed.
3. The majority think they are never at fault.
4. The majority will lie, cheat, and steal from enemies, friends, and family alike.
5. The majority will direct hatred, insecurities, and anger at others who don't deserve it.

I'm sure I'll come up with more but for now this is it. My own set of rules just so I don't turn out to be an asshole when I grow up. Not that I'll ever grow up. This is what I see from the world and I don't like it. Don't worry not the whole world, just the majority of it.