dear_dknight (original) (raw)
07 February 2010 @ 12:57 am
First off, path of frosting the raid as we dropped for Anub was pretty special, especially since you killed 2/3rds of the raid that way, including our main tank and off tank. I mean really? Hasn't that particular trick gotten old by now? And then lying about it being you when people got pissed off and demanded you be removed? Even funnier considering we all had combat logs to look at and see that it was, in fact, you.
Sending me tells afterwards, telling me I 'made a big mistake' and that we'd never down Anub without your 'top dps' was even more lol-worthy. Your nerd raging gave me fits of laughter and your tears were sweet and delicious.
Hatred and Rage,
The huntard Raid Leader who thought you were pretty damn full of yourself.
PS: We did down Anub, without you. It's non-heroic ToC, man. Not rocket science.
30 January 2010 @ 01:22 am
Your job is to keep the mobs from attacking everyone else, including your healer who had positioned herself perfectly so you could grab the incoming snakes and keep them from attacking her and let the dps AoE them down while also dpsing the boss.
Your job is not to just dps the boss as if you were still Fury while the snakes run around and wrap your healer, then ask where your heals are when suddenly you're at 5% health. They're right behind you, trapped in a mass of writhing snakes you failed to pick up.
Hatred and Rage guiding her blows,
Your paladin healer in Gundrak today.
PS: When the rest of the group asks you if you've ever tanked before, consider your reply carefully. Saying no this is your first time while wearing T9.5 gear you apparently picked up as off spec in your raid = the rest of the group vanishing with a vacuous pop of finality.
18 January 2010 @ 04:12 pm
Dear Dud Knights,
Death Grip is not part of your DPS rotation.
Frost presence is not improving your DPS.
You cannot tank Underbog in your starter gear.
When the tank has to drop out of bear form to help heal the Dud Knight which is currently tanking the boss and the bog giant from around the corner, of course the Dud Knight gets kicked. It deals low-threat DPS, or it gets the hose.
Love,
Your Friendly Bear Tank
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06 January 2010 @ 06:29 pm
Dear Guildie,
AAAAHHHH OMG. My mage alt hit 80 a couple of weeks ago and I've been working on improving her gear since then. A couple of days ago, I was able to have Merlin's Robe crafted. Tonight, I finally got around to getting it enchanted (I'm on vacation, so I'm being kinda lazy in regards to WoW). I gave you the mats - I wanted +8 stats to chest. I know there's +10, but it requires something like 8 abyss crystals? And I didn't have that many crystals and was too cheap to buy them all atm, so I wanted at LEAST a place-holder enchant.
Well, you gave me +10 stats anyway, because that's what my robe "deserved", according to you. I can't say it enough but THANK YOU SO MUCH. You're freaking awesome and it really made my day brighter. I promise I will pay it forward as I can.
Love,
Me :)
05 January 2010 @ 04:17 pm
I apologize for the recent incident. I just received the email from one of my mods, and I apologize to everyone who was involved.
This is not the place to snark.
I cannot underline that rule enough. There are other communities out there for that. And if you have an issue with a post, come to me, or the mods, before flaming away.
I've been enjoying my break from WoW, and the internet, in general. We're all better than what just happened.
<3,
Amynnah
27 December 2009 @ 04:17 pm
Dear random folks from other servers in 5 man heroics,
Most of you are okay. But some of you really ruin my experience when all you do is insult people who play on my server, insult the server I play on, or stroke your e-peen by bragging about how "pro" you are and how much every other player from every other server sucks. If you truly feel that way, stop queuing for random dungeons. Also, I'm tired of hearing, "Everyone from _____ server sucks!"... Believe it or not, there are jerks and polite players on every server. (It's true!) And I wish more people represented their servers (and guilds!) with class.
Love,
Jeske
P.S. Stop leaving group when you see that the dungeon is Oculus. It's not my favorite, either. But in the time it takes for deserter to fade, we could have finished it already.
26 December 2009 @ 12:54 pm
Dear Death Knight,
I realize that as a Death Knight AND a Blood Elf AND a member of Alia Iacta Est, you're already suffering from an inferiority complex and a small penis.
Deliberately following me around to fish in the same pools I do?
Your immaturity is showing, as is your very small penis.
Regards,
The draenei who still managed to get all the fish I needed.
23 December 2009 @ 11:01 pm
Please stop sending me to Occulus over and over and over again. I hate that instance, and finding a group willing to stick around to actually do it is next to impossible.
Nothing but hatred and rage guiding my blows,
Lohengrin of the Garrosh server.
12 December 2009 @ 01:58 pm
Dear Dungeon Finder PUG,
Two things.
that's the first time anyone has ever told me I was "pulling too fast". With a decent group, we can clear CoS in under 20 minutes. Easy 5 badges
Yeah, you in the back? The undead warlock in 10 and 25 man raid gear who can't muster even 2k DPS? The one bitching about everyone ELSE in the group? Shut the fuck up, you twit. You may think you're some hot shit because.. okay, who knows why, but reality check: you were just as awful as the ToC25 hunter who could barely do 1k DPS. That was the most unpleasant experience I've had so far using the Dungeon Finder, thanks largely in part to your fuckery. Thanks!
xoxo,
that paladin tank
PS You know that time you died, warlock? I let that happen. I repay dicks with more dicks. Dick.
EDIT: Okay so apparently #2 - the damage portion, anyway, the guy was still being a dickcheese - doesn't apply, because there's a bug with damage meters in cross-realm instances. Melee will see the damage of a ranged's (hunter, warlock) pet, and likewise ranged will see melee as doing awful dps. K.
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01 December 2009 @ 01:56 am
Dear other paladin,
For the love of fuck, stop asking for "kings plz". I didn't buff you as soon as you said it because we were in the middle of a pull - logic would seem to dictate that I will, in fact, Kings you after we finish this pull. Don't say "kings plz" 3 times in 20 seconds in party chat and then whisper me in the middle of combat asking for it. For fuck's sake, you'll get it. WHEN THE PULL IS OVER WITH.
Shut the fuck up,
Travis
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