Do I qualify? (original) (raw)

Are you obsessed with finding Steve Perry's house?
Yes. I mean NO.

Do you think about him nonstop
Quite so.

believe things he's done have been directed at you
Well, the fact that he stays offline is probably directed at all of us in some special way.

hold out hope that he'll meet your eyes and fall madly in love
But I know he WON'T. ::shakes fist at nearest Steve poster::

Do you think he's the greatest thing that ever happened?
At least since they paired up Feeling That Way with Anytime.

you just know what an arrogant bastard he is
Yeah, but aren't we all?

he screwed you in some way
DON'T I WISH.

Either way, you're nuts. Don't apply to get in.
D'oh!