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READ THIS!!!! THIS IS CHAIN(TROLL)MAIL!

ATTENTION: THIS CHAIN MAIL MAKES NO COMPLETE SENSE

here's the story.

send this on the second Tuesday of next week to 1,000 people. (see what I did there)

now, the story please:

Elmo was trying to catch the ice cream truck but was fat and slow

so didn't catch up to it, so he collapsed of lack of air but the ice

cream truck backed up and drove over him and then he went

to the hospital and his heart stopped.

and everyone cheered.

Lessons learned:

1. Don't chase Ice cream trucks when they're backing up

2. Don't turn into a Elmo

3. Don't trust Chainmail

Repost this and make people laugh