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November 6th, 2006


waltzindarkness 10:26 pm - The Dr Phil Random Quote Generator!Link to quote generator - Click on that and go to "Time wasters" For some reason it won't let me link to the generator properly."You don't need a pack of wild horses to hear me ramble like a boob"

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January 5th, 2006


waltzindarkness 08:44 pm - It just gets worse! GOT SPERM YOU NUTLESS WONDER?

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November 1st, 2005


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October 23rd, 2005


butterpants **09:40 pm - i love holloween :)**t is only a week away. i wach skary moveys evry week end. i wach ring 1 and ring 2. i by new skary game called fear. :) it think it is a segual to ring 2. it has the same skary girl. 8-O i love fear game!! lol i pee my pants becuse it scare me so much. gess who im going to be for holloween. im going as dr fill. lol i will wak to evry one and say, "look at me im a bold dork." who are you going to be for holloween? :D

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September 15th, 2005


butterpants **07:48 pm - dr fill takes my girlfrends!!!**I have more storeys abot dr fill. i was coming home from dick longs video store. i saw these to cute girls holding hands. i wak up to them and ask if they are lesbeans. i said i wood pay them money if they perform for me at home. i told them i wood pay them 200$ and woodnt tell anyone. then they start yelling at me. :( they call me pervert. then one of them puched me in the mouth. then the other lesbean kik my bum. then she grabed my underware and pulled it over my head. it hurt bad. :( then dr fill drives by in his convertable and yells out "son, i dont no what to do with you." then he tells the girls to get in so i dont bother them anymore. i bet they perform for dr fill for free. :((( Reply

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September 12th, 2005


butterpants **08:05 pm - dr fill plays meen tricks on peeple**july 12 is my birthday and dr fill gave me presant. he gave me axe body stuff. i thawt dr fill was neet. then i use axe body stuff and this happen. i post it in gameing group. i will copy it.axe body stuff doesnt work :(i use this stuff all week and i still dont have sex. axe said it will make girls like you. i went to a bar and everyone made fun of me. :( i told one girl she is the most butiful girl with the best body. i want to tuch her body. she threw her drink at me and said to go away to fat f---. if a girl said she wanted to tuch me i would let her why wont girls let yuo tuch them when you ask them to? :( then this big guy told me to get out and never show my fat f--- face again. dr fill tricked me. :-II he said this suff wood help and it didnt. i hate dr fill. :(((

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9henn 10:08 amdr. phil is a fatasshow the hell is he telling me how to lose weight...ugly fatassCurrent Mood: PISSEDCurrent Music: idioteque- radiohead

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September 9th, 2005


butterpants **08:45 pm - dr fill is a stopid dork!!!**i was on dr fill once. i wrote about it in pc game newsgroup. this is what i rite.i get to be on tv. i went to the dr fill show. my parents said he culd help me. i told dr fill about the dorks at mcdonalds who called me names. then i told him about the dorks at wendys who called me jello gut. dr fill said "son you eat because your unhappy and your unhappy becasue you eat. its a vicious cycle. there is someone you need to get in touch with and forgive. yourself" it all made sense to me. then i told him about this dork on the compuer who said my girlfrend was a man. he said "son dont beleve everytihng you here. your girldrend is not a man" then my girlfrend stod up in all the peeple and said im not a woman. why do you think ima woman. dr fill said "son how can you not now that is a man. he has a mustash" i said i thaugh she was italian then i was so embareassed i cried in front of everyone. the last thing dr fill siad to me was "son you need to get out more. i have never told anyone to see a stip club but you need to go to a strip club" i said i now what a woman look like have have a big naked movie colection. dr fill said to get of my show. ;( i cant wate to see myself on tv!! :D have you be on tv/ i live in same city as dr fill. i write about it many time. i will tell more saturday. im tired.

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May 22nd, 2005


haplessapples 02:12 amI believe the whole show is irritating and lame. Such as the good "doctor" himself is.

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