Ask Dr. Wrong (original) (raw)
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Ask Dr. Wrong Advice for the soon-to-be-confused | |
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09:40 pm February 1st, 2013 | |
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 drwrong wayward_va |
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Answers You have questions. And while questions are a burden to others, Dr. Wrong shall heft the shoulder bag of your confusion onto the train to Answerland.If one goes to Lizard Lick and licks a lizard, what will happen?'Lizard Lick' is a bit of a misnomer. Originally the town was named 'Liz Ardlick' after the favorite daughter of one of the town fathers; Tobias J. Ardlick. When not singing with his barbershop quartet, Tobias could be found fly fishing in a dry lakebed. To this day nobody knows what he was trying to catch or why. If you do go to modern-day 'Lizard Lick', and I advise against it for reasons of both safety and hygiene, stay away from the dry lakebed.Dear Dr. WrongIn the hardware store I see signs for a "Ferreteria".Is this where ferrets go to buy hardware?Ferrets, like cats, get their hardware on the Internet. It's the 21st century, questioners. Try and keep up.Next question, please. |
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07:35 pm January 21st, 2011 | |
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05:36 am October 8th, 2010 | |
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12:31 pm April 30th, 2010 | |
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10:34 am April 24th, 2010 | |
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drwrongthemangoavenger |
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"Wanted: 80's nemesis team" on craigslist. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/stp/1704177115.html"We are four members of a small silicon valley startup forming a ragtag team of underdogs. Included in our crew are a genius who's lack of social skills make him almost useless, a tomboy girl whose romantic entanglements cause complications, a black man, and a jock who has no purpose but often makes wise-ass remarks. Our coach and angel investor is a former star who suffered great and mysterious personal tragedy which he rarely discusses. Now he drinks and hopes that we take first place in the startup competition!"Nemesis must be tall and intimidating muscular blonds, have identical uniforms of some kind and be proficient in scowling. Ivy league or equivalent background and intimidating amounts of corporate funding required. Eastern European origins and thick accent a plus. Headbands recommended. Your coach must believe in winning at all costs. All must have questionable ethical standards but one team member, who will apologize in the end."Everything will be decided in one final startup competition, whose early stages will be surmised with a montage of "You're the Best Around" by Joe Esposito and will end in a final match between you and us. We will be the underdogs, with little chance of success. We will be told that we don't have to do this. Your leader will cheat in the finals, but we will reflect on our training to find perseverance or wisdom which leads us to victory."Nemesis must bring own theme music and bad hair cuts, they will not be provided." |
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09:02 pm September 16th, 2009 | |
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12:24 pm July 29th, 2009 | |
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06:10 pm July 11th, 2009 | |
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12:28 am July 6th, 2009 | |
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07:02 pm June 30th, 2009 | |
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01:11 pm June 11th, 2009 | |
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02:10 pm April 30th, 2009 | |
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03:30 pm April 4th, 2009 | |
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09:00 pm March 16th, 2009 | |
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06:21 pm March 16th, 2009 | |
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12:22 pm February 10th, 2009 | |
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12:10 pm January 31st, 2009 | |
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11:53 am January 15th, 2009 | |
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02:42 pm January 3rd, 2009 | |
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08:19 am November 29th, 2008 | |
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03:53 pm November 13th, 2008 | |
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10:45 am October 24th, 2008 | |
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03:36 am October 17th, 2008 | |
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10:27 am September 24th, 2008 | |
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05:08 pm September 23rd, 2008 | |
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drwrongblackfeather |
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Faith Figher and Operation: Pedopriest Several silly/fun flash (and also Mac and PC) games many of which are very wrong, such as "Faith Fighter" and "Operation Pedopriest". Although there is certainly a strong element of satire to some, to the level even of sarcasm.Molle Industria. I especially like "Queer Power." :-)BTW I tried tagging this entry but they wouldn't show in the preview. :( I used "flash games wrong satire sarcasm politics" for tags.Current Location: Millbrae, CACurrent Mood:  amused |
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08:54 am August 21st, 2008 | |
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02:15 pm July 19th, 2008 | |
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04:52 pm June 23rd, 2008 | |
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03:59 pm May 21st, 2008 | |
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