brain goes where it wants... (original) (raw)

...I'm just along for the ride!

7:15 PM 9/1/08 · Was kinda thinking goofy advice, in the way of a sorta brain·fart distraction, for a lovelorn type. It usually works, busts her into gigglefits, and I wasn't even thinking about it when car terms hit my head. Tend to flirt with her, both of us knowing that it will never go anywhere...and I do it nutty.

Was thinking car terms that could vaguely be related to sex as though she were coming in for a tune up. Subtlety is key! All I've got so far are change your oil & rotate your tires.

Could you come up with some more for me?