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Title: Lies, Misdirection, and Terrible Truth
Author: Morgyn Leri
Fandom: Thor, Avengers
Summary: Those who know him would think he'd seek the company of others of like mind to himself. Tricksters, liars, those who have their own agenda. They have not met his allies. Not his first, not the oldest of them, but the two who never expect him to be anything but what he is.
Preview:
He knows they watch him in this sanctuary, through the wide windows, through cameras and human eyes. He knows they try to find out who his allies are, and what they can do. He knows they test the measures the two have taken to ensure their sanctuary.
All of this, he allows. All of this, he wants. Let the Avengers grow stronger, let them adapt and change and prepare. He will have a small army to meet Thanos', will bring the one who thought he could control Loki to his knees and scatter him to the wind. Even if that army does not fight for him, but for their world. Even if they wish him as dead as does Thanos.
March 14th, 2012
Series: Sherlock the Demon Hunter
Author: Lady Ra
Fandom: Superantural/ Sherlock
Rating: T
Genre: Crossover
Summary: Sherlock is in Massachusetts with John who is attending a conference. Sherlock finds Dean Winchester digging a grave, and the game is on.
Preview:
TO: MYCROFT HOLMES IN RETROSPECT, YOUR WARNING TO AVOID WITCHES WAS A SOUND ONE. SH
He hit send, and Sherlock listened to John moving around in the shower, breaking into occasional bursts of song quickly shut off as if aware Sherlock was listening, which he was. John didn't have a terrible voice, and Sherlock wouldn't have minded listening. It was distracting. His phone chimed.
TO: SHERLOCK HOLMES I ABHOR WITCHES. I ADVISE HEX BAGS AT ALL TIMES. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE? I WILL PHONE JOHN IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND. MH
TO: MYCROFT HOLMES I AM FINE. I HAD THE NECESSARY ASSISTANCE WITH ME. THERE IS NO NEED TO PHONE JOHN. SH
In Which Sherlock Discovers Something the Complete Opposite of Boring
January 24th, 2012
Title: Puddle Jumpering
Author: Calamity Him
Fandom: Superantural/ Stargate Atlantis
Rating: R
Warning: Character Death (don't worry, they get better)
Summary: Gabriel's solution to the apocalypse was unorthodox. Now Sam and Dean are struggling to survive in a reality they don't understand against forces that take a little more than salt to kill.
Preview:
Jack shrugged as best he could with the handcuffs. "I've got the gene. They didn't mess around with me." Dean tapped his lip, obviously thinking about Jack's offering. Jack was really hoping he'd accept and not just because it was the fastest way to get him out of handcuffs. "Dean," Jack gave an earnest gaze, "Trust me. I'm trying to help."
"Dude, maybe we should trust him," a second voice floated down from above and behind Jack, making the General start.
Dean glared at hidden figure. "Do you not understand the phrase 'silent as the grave'?"
There was a beat of silence. "Are you trying to be ironic?"
January 24th, 2012
Author: Bibliotecaria
Title: Backstage
Series: Backstage
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Summary: The Decepticons conquered worlds, terrorized the galaxy, landed on Earth, and became amazingly stupid. Even more amazingly, the Autobots keep falling for it.
Preview:
It shouldn’t have worked. The Autobots never should have fallen for it. It was just too…obvious.
As Frenzy and Rumble put it when first given their assignment in this plan, “Look at the shiny thing!”
“Ooo, so shiny.”
“Yep. Now, you keep looking at the shiny thing.”
“What’s that over there?”
“Not a shiny thing. See the shiny thing?”
“It is very shiny. What was I looking at?”
December 19th, 2011
Title: Mu
Author: melannen
Fandom: The Dresden Files
Genre: Humor
Rating: E for Everyone
Summary: Has a dog the budda nature?
Preview:
Dresden's companion, however, responded by curling his lips and growling at me. I barely restrained myself from growling back in response; I can manage a mean growl when I need to.
"Oh, stars and stones," Dresden sighed. "Don't mind him, Marcone, he never did learn to shake hands properly. What is up with you?" he added to the big man. "It's like cats and dogs. Only worse. You actually get along with Mister."
"I can trust Mister," he replied in a deep, gravelly voice.
Dresden just stared at him. "You can trust Mister? To do what? Leave a mess on the kitchen floor?"
"To be true to his cat nature."
October 6th, 2011
Title: The Hiccups
Author:madwriter223
Fandom: Thor, Avengers
Genre: humor
Summary: Loki has the hiccups. This is not a good thing
Snippet:
“And why aren't you training?” Tyr asked gruffly, walking into the arena. “I leave you for five minutes, and you start gossiping?”
“Loki has the hiccups!” Thor called back.
Tyr paled slightly. “Are sparks coming out of his fingers?”
~hiccup~
“Yes.” Loki confirmed in a surprised tone. Tyr paled further, and grabbed the nearest shield.
Fandral blinked at him.”What are you doing?”
“I'd duck if I were you.” Tyr said, edging back towards the weapon's rack. Just in case.
September 11th, 2011
Author (s): Askerian and Joisbishmyoga
Title: Certain Values of Immortality
Genre: Family/Humor
Fandom: Magic Kaitou/Detective Conan
Rating: E for Everyone
Summary: Pandora granted immortality all right, just not the kind most people think of.
Preview:
"I have to admit, Tantei-kun," says Kid, "when I handed you the gem back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me."
"There's no gem on Earth that could do that, anyway," Conan replies, but his faint voice says he's not really paying attention to the words, or to the thief who stands only two steps away.
Of the two of them, Kid is more disposed to believe in magic, but even if Conan was prone to dismissing the testimony of his own two eyes...
Nothing happened when Kid was handling the gem alone. Only when he passed it, and for a fraction of second there were two hands on it.
No amount of denial ever stopped Tantei-kun from reaching a logical conclusion.
The toddler asleep in Conan's lap has Conan's cowlick and Kaito's indigo-blue irises, when he cracks his eyes open. Kid can see Conan swallowing.
On to the Fic
September 4th, 2011
Title: Trickery Runs in the Blood
Author: Anon
Fandom: White Collar/Thor/Avengers
Genre: Crossover
Rating: T
Summary: Neal has secrets, lots and lots of secrets. This one though, Peter did not see coming.
Snippet:
As they are stepping out of the building, Neal spies a tall, muscular man with shoulder-length blonde hair and armor flying through the sky over them and he quite nearly jumps behind a trashcan. He quashes the impulse and ducks behind Peter instead. His friend turns, grabs his wrist, and stares at him plaintively before shaking his head. “I’m taking you home to El,” he says, “and you’re having your temperature taken.”
“I’m not sick!” Neal protests, but allows Peter to drag him away. After all, he’s not about to say no to Elizabeth and her chicken noodle soup.
August 28th, 2011
Title: Nine Rings of Vos
Fandom: Transformers
Author: Sanjuno Shori Niko
Summary: The Seekers have a plan, one that spans the entire length of the war, and is only now coming to fruition. Soundwave and the Cassettacons get caught up in the plot, and somehow cannot find it in their sparks to regret any of it. As for the Autobot and Decepticon factions, well, they are all just really, really confused.
Preview:
“Understood.” Overcast said, his pacifistic nature put aside is favour of retribution, “And the second goal?”
“Second, once the threat to Vos is gone, the Seekers are gonna get sparked and go home.” Skywarp said with a salacious grin, “Screamer’s got a handy little formula to help out with that part of the plan, plus it’ll make plenty of the grounders underestimate us for being interface-obsessed airheads.”
The assembled Seekers made various noises of amusement. Ah, reputations. Where would they be without them?
“What about the gladiator?” Overcast asked with a pensive expression, “Won’t he become suspicious once Seekers start disappearing?”
“Nah, casualties are a part of war, and Megs doesn’t much care about the rank and file.” Skywarp laughed without humour, “I pulled the scattered-bit-processor admirer act on him and he ate it up. A mech like that doesn’t pay attention to casualty reports. The fallen are just numbers to him, and it doesn’t matter as long as he wins.”
“So why exactly are we teaming up with him again?” Slipstream asked caustically.
“We are using the Decepticons to get rid of our enemies.” Starscream replied with a huff, “Plus, they provide a handy distraction in addition to being a useful fire-draw.”
June 26th, 2011
Author: Anon
Fandom: Thor/Avengers
Genre: Humor
Summary: Four pranks Loki pulled on the Avengers, and one that wasn't.