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How Sonic the Hedgehog met Excalibur...
oh look, a cave...*walks in the cave and finds a sword*...ze sword...
FOOL!! I am the Legendary Sword Excalibur!
FOOL!! You know nothing of the amazing Excalibur!
what the hell dude!? I just met you a couple of weeks ago!!
FOOL! You will always start morning with tea! just like me!
Do you know what I start every day off with?
A cup of fresh coffee. FOOL! You will start your day off with a nice cup of herbal tea, just like me.
You will now come to my 5 hour storytelling party.
........oh god no...*cough* sorry! times running. Gotta go fast!~
FOOL!! Now let us begging the five hour storytelling session
10 hours later after escaping the cave...
in a horrible horrible nightmare....
THE END