False Emo Anonymous' Journal (original) (raw)

yeah.. yesterday sucked majorly. first, me and charley got to seattle.. it was okay.. yaya.. whatever. then we started walking. i noticed an uncomfortable thing in my pants. i tried to fix it. it didn't work. holy shit, i thought i was gonna die. it kept cutting at my leg, all day. now i have a huge welt on my thigh. ouch.

but that wasn't even the worst part. the directions we got from mapquest that should have taken 20 minutes walking, ended up taking about an hour and a half. that really made the thing in my pants more bearable.

grr.. when we finally got to the graceland, we had to wait in line. and lo and behold, when we got to the door, the show was sold out. SOLD OUT! stupid fucks. so as we're walking down the street.. who do we see? ben kweller. oh boy.. he was so cute, in his little t-shirt, carrying that fishing pole. *swoon* oh well.

so with the extra money i had, we were gonna go to old navy and get me some new pants to wear. so yeah.. la-di-da.. we walk into this mini-mart and get some soda.. and i realize, that all i have is like, $2. what happened to the rest of my money? the only conclusion i could come to was that jesus hates me. so i sat on the sidewalk and cried and told charley how much i hated my life. then a man walked by and i asked him, "do you have a gun?" he thought i said gum.. and i'm like, "no sir, a gun." he gave me the craziest look, and kinda walked away. oh well. i guess suicide was out of the question.

so we are walking to the ferry, discussing how much jesus hates me, and we come across a big lutheran church. and who happens to be standing there but JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF! so i'm like, "hey jesus, what's the deal?" i was really mad at jesus. i yelled at him and stuff.

so me and charley finally got home. i changed my pants, and we made some pizza. and guess what we watched! the sunday night sex show. w00t.

the end.