farts in groups (original) (raw)
you know what's awkward is when you fart in a group of people and no one thinks it's as funny as you do. it just makes you look stupid, which makes it funnier for me, but they still don't get it.
you know? cuz i farted at work sitting down with everybody, this pathetic kind of squeaker. some people laughed but they weren't down. then later i was eating and i started laughing and coughing and farted in between a cough, it was hilarious to me. i just got looks. :/
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