Hi, My name is Dave, and I'm an... (original) (raw)

Elementholic.

Hi, Dave.

Ummm...I went on this website, and, ummm, bought more stuff. Ummm...and even tho I'm just a collector, the Feds might take umbrage at my purchases. I...I don't know if I want to say this out loud...

That's OK, Dave. You're among friends.

Ummmm...OK. Well, I bought two more elements: #20 and #90.

Oh, Dave. How do you feel about yourself?

Weak. I feel weak.

Dave, you're not a weak person. You're just in the grips of the Table. Here, Dave. Read this book. It describes a 114-step process to accept your dependence.

Geee...OK. Do you think it will work? I mean, some people have done foolish things with these elements.

Count on it, Dave. We're behind you 114%!