Freddy and Davey Are In Love (original) (raw)

Title: Ten Things Franz Hates About Living With Freddy and Davey (And One Reason He Stays)
Rating: PG-13 for lots and lots of swearing. (Now in two languages and high def!)
Characters/Pairing: Franz, Freddy/Davey
Notes: It's been a quiet summer for you, all three or so readers! Louise and I have been working on the epic story of When Freddy and Davey Go On A Big Gay Roadtrip. (Seriously, it's like probably bigger than the puppy epic, and will have AT LEAST twelve drawings. SO YEAH, IT'S TAKING A WHILE.)

Anyways, while Louise and I were chatting, like we do, we were discussing how despite our love of Freddy and Davey, living with them was probably not as lovely. And then I went "OOH, I COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" So while Louise went to bed, because she has a normal internship and had to actually try to sleep before 2 AM. But I am not part of such plebeian time schedules, and I have internet access all day, so away I typed.

For those of you who care, Franz is Freddy's freshman year roomie, his bestie, an exchange student from Germany, and kind of a massive man-whore. He studies pornography for school. A lot. Originally he was a photographer in The Spectacular from the years Freddy and Davey lived in Berlin, but now... I really have no idea what he does in the AU. Besides watch porn. I also don't really know what he looks like besides that he's blond (I think) and good-looking. Originally he was played by Bradley James, but then it didn't quite fit. Anyone who finds Franz gets a cookie. Anyways, since you've only barely met him, I felt he needed some introduction. So say hi to Franz, everyone! He says hi back. Also, how you doin'?

And, finally, Franz at some point says "mein Schatz" which means "my daring" and "Mach es dir selber" which translates to "go fuck yourself". In case you wanted to know exactly what the German meant.

( In which Freddy and Davey are shockingly annoying human beings.Collapse )