Satan Utility Vehicle's Journal (original) (raw)

| | Thursday, April 10th, 2003 1:46p I hate SUV's!So I was cruising along down the freeway today, doing about 115 and smokin a fatty while racing an Accord V6, and these two SUV assholes get right in front of us, side by side, and make an 80mph rolling road block. Put your fucking latte down asshole! Can't you see we're trying to race here? What makes you think it's your job to keep us from going out on the freeway to have a little fun? What makes you think you're so righteous? I'm not the one killing people just so I can drive my car. So I called up my buddy on his cell phone and made a plan. And at the same time we both passed each of those wide ass bastards on the shoulder and flipped them off out our sunroofs before we took off flying back down the freeway. Hahahaha! That'll teach them! (13 comments |comment on this) | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | LiveJournal.com |