Stupid Ugly Vehicle (original) (raw)
March 14 2003, 00:48
Here is a poem I made up one day last Spring when I was bored in class. While the theme is on several yuppie trends and not just SUV's, I felt the need to post it here since the lack of entries has been driving me insane. (OK, maybe not really.)
Baby v2.0
I'm electronic and digital right through to my core
My blood flows through veins of IEEE 1394
I'm building a new soul based on CDMA
My internal GPS shows me the right way
I am the prototype for a 2003 baby
I was born in the back seat of a sport utility
I'm hiring Versace to design my GUI
Through cryogenic freezing, I will never die
I'm trading in my SCSI for thoughts of USB
A $20 license code will set my spirit free
I'm carbonized for OS X, will work soon with XP
Just SMS'ed my girlfriend, asked her to marry me
My sight is based on Bluetooth so I can't see far ahead
In some ways I'm immortal, but in reality I'm dead