ghetto (original) (raw)

Tue, Aug. 16th, 2005, 01:56 pm

pally: (no subject)

1. if people run for fear from your car SOLEY because they think its a swarm of angry african bees...

2. if you can fit a coffee can in your exhaust tip and it wont go down any further...

3. if your so called "spoiler" dwarfs that of a 747...

4. if you have a spoiler on a front wheel drive car...

5. if in saying your mods the word body kit or cut springs comes up at all

6. if lugnuts on most cars require more torque than your car puts out..

7. if you have to run 30lbs of boost on your turbo to reach 260 hp...

8. if the word torque in number 6 confused you...

9. if you can easily change you engine out with a stock crotch rocket and notice no performance difference...

10. if your car was made in japan

11. if your "stylish" body kit is in any other color than your actual car

12. if you have more stickers than horsepower

13. if you think those stickers add horsepower

14. if your spoiler actually slows you down

15. if your spoiler has 2+ layers

16. if you have to idle (well attempt to) over speed bumps because your car is too low

17. if your car is getting down into the 16's and your happy about it

18. if your hood intake actually has thick plastic blocking air from getting in

19. if you think NOS is the greatest invention ever and is a viable replacement for real power

20. if you say NOS

21. if you have little TVs and DVD players in your vehical and its not an SUV

22. if you think the new stereo system you put in your car adds no weight

23. two words...honda boy

24. if you think your little econ box can beat any american muscle car running on all 6-10 cylinders

25. if you rev your engine at a van...

26. if you lose to that van..

27. if you take all the badges off your car...or put false badges on your car (ie Type-R on a toyota..)

28. if you hold your hand down at your shifter and roll backwards a little bit at a light so people think you have a manual tranny

29. if your idea of a high quality performance mod is changing the spark plug wires..

and the final sign that you may be a ricer is....if your car has mroe than two colors on it, and the body, body kits and wing are all different colors and your hood is fake carbon fiber...

repost this if you hate ricers as much as i do

Mon, Jun. 27th, 2005, 03:15 am

pally: (no subject)

i saw a lady throwing pennies at some car near mcdonalds today

very ghetto

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005, 09:26 pm

sly_as_can_be: (no subject)

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005, 09:23 pm

stoney2x: (no subject)

Tue, Apr. 19th, 2005, 09:19 pm

an_aversion_to: Word.

Sat, Mar. 5th, 2005, 10:29 pm

skitzodarling13: (no subject)

--haha, up in paris hiltons face!

---idk, i thought that looked ghetto

sorry, this was a waste of a post.

so... i have heard they also released martha... i fear for my life now....! jk

Fri, Feb. 25th, 2005, 09:18 am

pally: (no subject)

give it some time to translate into ghetto form or...

give it som' time ta transizzlate into ghetto F-to-tha-izzorm or...

Tue, Feb. 22nd, 2005, 09:16 pm

av13_smile: (no subject)

.street name__Yo, yo im Anabelizzle biz-natches!!!
.street cred__.....
.is snoop dogg fo rizzle__fo sho!
.fav ghetto rapper__ummm....going for 50 cent i suppose
.fav ghetto rapstress__haha Gwen...uh huh this my shit!
.fav ghetto hood__East Side
.fav ghetto color__its all about the pink!!
.how many shoes you got__not much (too poor)
.how many of yo' shoes have songs about them__i dont think any
.describe the most ghetto thing you've ever done__listen to gheto music, in Judes car!
.one picture of you being GHETTO FABULOUS BIATTCCHHHH__(need to take one)