ghettotopia - Profile (original) (raw)

we aren't ghetto.
in fact.
we're preps.
you aren't ghetto.
(probably)
if you are, you don't belong here.

we think middle class kids who try to be ghetto are lame
and rating communities are lame
therefore this lame community is going to be a rating community.

rating isn't bad.jude and i will have the last say.
i mean chances are, since you're here, you're pretty cool.
but this is what you need to fill out to get in:

.street name__
.street cred__
.is snoop dogg fo rizzle__
.fav ghetto rapper__
.fav ghetto rapstress__
.fav ghetto hood__
.fav ghetto color__
.how many shoes you got__
.how many of yo' shoes have songs about them__
.describe the most ghetto thing you've ever done__
.one picture of you being GHETTO FABULOUS BIATTCCHHHH__

yeah thas all. and you're allowed to talk ghetto in here.
but like.
the main point is to make fun of fake ghetto kids.
for example.
in your history class
all the white kids wear jerseys
bling
and pants that start from the knees and go down
and oh yeah. they talk ghetto.
and you live in south texas.
there is just a lil to much ghtto here...and everyone wants to be ghtto..why?.
yet the kids just try a lil to hard to be ghetto.
that's a good story.

be funny.
and try to like good music.
but it's okay if you like snoop dogg,
cos i think he's tite yo.

"i'm tired of hearing 'YO, I'M STOMPIN IN MY AIRFORCE ONES AND GETTING A SHITLOAD OF MONEY TO DO SO'" --i dono some guy..haha

YOU HEARD THE guy.
HOLLAAAAAAAAA.