Haiku Deathmatch's Journal (original) (raw)


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We are the bright tribesSkin lightning from the storm cloudsSpeak thunder to ground
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Subject:For the cold weather Posted by:bridaldemon. Time:5:30 pm.
Fall Harvest cold snapYou make my joints snap and pop.Speak to rain: "Shove it!"
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Posted by:swore. Time:1:16 am.
This still exists? Wow...'til it popped up in my feedI had forgotten
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Semen's hot as bloodis, wasted as excusesthe way that you live
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Subject:made with mixed company Posted by:krazy_barista. Time:6:09 pm.
pussy makeovershave and a haircut- two bitsgoin out tonite!
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Subject:fuminshou Posted by:ifyoullbemystar. Time:7:23 pm. Mood: complacent.
＊ふみんしょう＊もし寝たら、予告しないで、花はさく。fuminshoumoshi nettara,yokoku shinaide,hana ha saku.insomniaIf I rest,Without noticing,flowers will bloom,
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Palin has deposedAnn Coulter as top hornyDemocrat grudge fuckThe RepublicansAre an elephant graveyardOf grim cold silence
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We fought in WarsongWith no exit strategyA pointless stalemateMy last girlfriend madeMurloc sounds when she got offI had to re-rollYour mom's so fat, she'sExalted with Taco BellTwenty-One K-calAll I really need:Air, Water, Food, Shelter, Sex,Daily PvP
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Subject:Baroque? Posted by:pookahchu. Time:8:22 am.
Those of you who hang around at Turtle Island have undoubtedly already seen this.... However, we've been very busy adding people and we have quite a few newbies who have joined us. They need a proper induction, ne?With that, I give you (again, cause it's one of our favorites):The Pachelbel RantSo, to that we add our own haiku - Ode to Pachelbel:They say if it's not baroqueit don't need fixin'Much Love, -Travis & Rebekah
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Subject:Baroque? Posted by:pookahchu. Time:8:22 am.

Those of you who hang around at Turtle Island have undoubtedly already seen this.... However, we've been very busy adding people and we have quite a few newbies who have joined us. They need a proper induction, ne?With that, I give you (again, cause it's one of our favorites):The Pachelbel RantSo, to that we add our own haiku - Ode to Pachelbel:They say if it's not baroqueit don't need fixin'Much Love, -Travis & Rebekah

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Subject:For the Co-Workers... Posted by:diva_dot. Time:2:43 pm. Mood: annoyed.
Keep whining. Perhaps Your tears will make this copyMachine fix itself.
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Subject:...sort of like a "Badass Baha'i" or a "Quarrelsome Quaker" Posted by:quixote82. Time:8:59 am.
I'm a "pragmaticpacifist." Some people NEEDa kick in the face.
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Before I found youGlorious haikudeathmatchI lacked opponentsNone of my friendsEven my lovely boyfriendCouldn't quite cut itPlease keep on writingThis idea is so coolThanks for being rad!: )
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Subject:Mean-spirited haiku for a caffeinated Friday Posted by:revsaintmichael. Time:9:59 am.
If I hunt FurriesWill PETA try to stop me?Or try to fund me?Dear ex-Boss, a toadand a colostomy bagHad you for a kidCutters in retailConstantly slash their pricesSo you'll notice themDear upstairs neighbor,Doing laundry at midnightEarns you some loud sexDearest parasiteFriends will watch his blood returnFind another host
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