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The planets did align, that most glorious day,
Back in March of the year 1971.
And to an unassuming pair of Scottish teachers,
Was born a beautiful baby son.

It would take the Heavens a decade more,
To bring about another such bundle of joy.
This time a family in the Great While North,
would be gifted with a gorgeous little boy.

One man became the most famous thing from Scotland,
since that monster crawled out of the loch.
He won us all over with his graceful sweet songs,
and his love of showing off his naked...

The younger man's eyes and lips
brought Lucas millions in cash.
He made some fangirls faint dead away,
and others turn to a life of slash.

So it came to be that two fangirls did meet one day.
A hot babe from Philly and a silly Kansas lass.
And together they squeezed from dawn til dusk,
over E/H biceps, lips, Adam's Apple and ass.

Then the wench opened her mouth and ran afoul,
of some lj users who adored Anakin's limbs.
The two then decided that a new comm MUST be formed,
To satisfy their twisted and lust-filled whims.

For the joy these two delicious men bring to us,
and help lift our spirits when we are blue.
We were compelled by fangirl love and affection
To create the one and only hay_ew