I never said I was a role model... (original) (raw)

[It's a lovely day in Purgatory today. Except today, it looks like...some gigantic carnival?

Well, anyway, Ushiromiya Ange is in search of Beatrice, the Golden Witch, for answers. The truth, so to speak. The truth about what had happened to her family.

Except Purgatory is acting up. There are Goat-Headed Butlers all over the place---and nevermind other otherwise mythical beasts. Like Behemoths! And Abaddons! And dragons! Yeah, dragons!

But Ange is undeterred. After kicking and bodyslamming her way through the Butlers, she's now standing in front of a funhouse.

Isn't that special.]

[See Arisato Shiki.

See Arisato Shiki running through the streets, killing Shadows.

There's a disgruntled look on her face, but she's not saying a word about what it is that may be bothering her. She's just swinging around her trusty naginata, sometimes summoning Satan to cast Black Viper to alternate.

Bother?]

RP SPAM MEME
RULES: Spam this shit.
No wank and no personal journals.
That is all.

MOTEL HELL
Watch out for the booby traps.
Oh, and there's zombies and man-eating plants, too.

VEGAS WEDDING DAY

You're going to be hitched to whoever tags you.

Literally.

Because now you're mysteriously handcuffed to each other.

And the only refreshments are spiked cocktails and cake.

Martinis turn you green, Cosmopolitans turn you into the opposite gender (or humanoid if you're a non-human entity), Strawberry Daquiris turn you into a child, Bloody Marys make you violent, Mint Juleps make you speak another language, and Sex on the Beach,,,er, self-explanatory.

AREA 51
...Holy shit, is that a little green man over there?

Seven Minutes in Heaven

RULES:

1. You will be trapped in a closet.
2. You have to make out with the person who tags you for seven comments.
3. There are NO EXCEPTIONS to rule #2.
4. CR is fine, but remember rule #2.

WELCOME TO GLEE CLUB!

...Except the theme is Lady Gaga.
Have fun in those outfits!

STRIP CLUB!
...And both genders are free to ~bare it all~! Also, there are wonderful demon and cyborg enforcers lurking about to ensure that people are actually coughing up the cash to pay for these lovely girls and boys, so you better be good patrons, if you choose to be one.

Or get your ass kicked.

THE CONFESSIONAL

RULES:

1. Comment anonymously, but in character.
2. In character, state an embarrassing secret. Be it a crush on someone, something that happened, or your true feelings about something.
3. Other posters will comment back, with accounts visible or as anon, with advice or commentary.
4. Try to guess who the anons are. This goes for everyone.
5. You can choose to go anon or visible in general, or both.