Being a dyke is just steps away (original) (raw)

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Dear Pam,

You are nothing,
and always will be.
Your a thirty year old wannabe,
who snorts coke to feel glee.
You'll never learn,
you'll always stand in the dark,
by your own choice,
I'm sure of course.
Your not a rock star,
just a loser without spark.
Your hair and clothes will always change,
but til the day you die,
the rest of you will remain the same.

If I see you walking,
I'll spit in your face.
Cause you fucked my girlfriend,
and my heart says that stinks.
I'm tired of being good,
sick of being calm.
People like you walk all over me,
and I'm tired of standing down.
Call me crazy,
say what you like,
but I have a broken heart,
and nothing will ever be alright.
So I'll be a little crazy,
act a bit insane.
Because thats how I feel,
and like I said,
I don't think I'll ever be the same.

Oh Pam,
I once thought of you as a friend,
but I was right,
your just a crying shame.
For now on I'll follow my gut,
because people never prove me wrong,
and I'm tired of bad luck.

I'm not a poet,
the romance is gone.
I'm all alone with the thought of you,
fucking my girlfriend,
on my side of the bed.
Did you read my books,
set my clock?
Did you pet my dog,
before you cleaned yourself off?

Well fuck you Pam,
and your pathetic ways.
It'll all catch up with you,
when your old and gray.
You'll have nobody,
because thats who you are.
Just a cool haircut,
from a lot of goop in a jar.

Stay away from me,
because I might snap and break your face.
You took away the glow in my heart,
and my steady grace.
You stole the one thing I wanted for keeps,
and for a loner like me,
this is a lot of heartbreak.

Its people like you,
that ruin people like me.
Your not stupid,
just a whore.
You knew what you were doing,
the minute you walked in the door.

Maybe you'll never read this,
perhaps you'll never know.
But I know something about you,
your just an irresponsible whore.

Did you feel my heart breaking,
when you rolled over to my side of the bed?
Did you hear my life crumble,
when I walked through the door?
I came to surprise my girlfriend,
but you were already in our bed.

Without love-Jackson

My favorite line would be "Did you ... set my clock?"