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OKAY EVERYONE. WELCOME TO HOUSE_HORZ. READ THE RULES BEFORE JOINING. WE LIKE ALOT OF THINGS HERE AND WE MAKE FUN OF EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOU. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN GTFO WE DON'T WANT YOU.

IF YOU THINK YOU'VE FUCKED UP IN SOME WAY. GIVE PENNANTS. SOMETIMES THAT HELPS. SOMETIMES.

WELCOME TO THE COMMUNITY, AND TRY NOT TO DRIVE ANY EMO KIDS TO ACTUALLY KILL THEMSELVES. YOU GET THREE THAT WE LET SLIDE, THE FOURTH EMO KID THAT TAKES A RAZOR TO THEIR WRIST ON YOUR ACCOUNT, AND YOU'LL BE GIVING PENNANTS TO THIS COMMUNITY FOR THE REST OF YOU PATHETIC LIFE.

HAVE FUN EVERYONE.