please pass the mayo (original) (raw)

i just wanted to leave everyone w/another joke as i await the desicion on of i'm too cool for school and you'll let me join or not... here it is:

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

i kno i kno! it's a bit dirty, but it's oh so funny i think! :-P