lǝƃuɐ ǝp sɐlɐ (original) (raw)
My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: “Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot”
Me: “thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive”
last pure hearted man: “i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking”