One too long meme (original) (raw)

× I have broken someone's bones. (Come close to but no, never broken.)

✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (*whistle*)

✓ I hate the rain. (It makes my fur all heavy.)

✓ I'm paranoid at times. (At times? More like all times.)

× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No, I happy the way I was imagined.)

× I need/want money right now. (I am having no need for it so. . .)

× I love sushi. (Bleh!)

✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when I nervous.)

✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (. . . after gurgling whole bottle of listerine. . .)

✓ I have long hair. (I have lots of fur!)

× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been to Vegas.)

✓ I have at least one sibling. (I like to call Wilt, Coco, Bloo and Mac my family so. . . si! I have siblings!)

✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Well 'born' is wrong term for it. . .)

✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (For the big photo day, Duchess made me look 'fabulous'.)

× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Que es that?)

✓ I like the way that I look. (Si!)

✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Just once.)

✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Sometimes. . .)

✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (*shrug* Who doesn't?)

× I think prostitution should be legalized. (GAH! NEXT QUESTION.)

✓ I slept with a roommate. (Well once me and Wilt had to share a bed when I first got here but. . . that's all really.)

✓ I have a hidden talent. (Si! I no tell you what it is tho.)

× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I no see myself as hyper.)

✓ I have a lot of friends. (Senora Foster, Frankie, Bloo, Mac, Wilt, Coco, Ringo Rango, Lingo Ringo, Jackie Khon, Fluffernutter, Sunset Junction, Keystone Blot. . .)

✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Peck mean kiss, right? I kiss a lot of amigos at christmas!)

× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not really. . .)

× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I only wear pants and boots and a belt really.)

× I love to shop and/or window shop. (NO.)

× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)

× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (. . . I'd LIKE to be embarrassed to be seen with my mother if I had one.)

× I have a mobile phone. (Nope! Frankie does tho.)

× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I passed out from dizziness once.)

× I've rejected someone before. (I no think so.)

✓ I currently like/love someone. (I like/love lots of stuff and people!)

× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I am wanting to become an Imaginary Friend to a little girl (or boy, I no picky really!) and just be their bestest amigo for as long as I can and enjoy them to bits. Then do it again with another child and again and again. . . kinda like Uncle Pockets!)

× I want to have children in the future. (Well I want to be WITH a child. . .)

✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Oh si, stinky business!)

× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Oh no, never.)

✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (At least. . . I no think so.)

✓ I have a lot to learn. (Sometimes Bloo says I am not worldly enough, that I is still too innocent for my own good. But I like being way I am.)

× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not really. I am fine with Coco, Frankie, Senora Foster. . .)

× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Nope!)

× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Que?)

× I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Never ever ever.)

× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No way.)

× I own the "South Park" movie. (Que es South Park?)

× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (I no have work or school.)

✓ I enjoy some country music. (Sometimes!)

✓ I would die for my best friends. (Oh si. I would.)

× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Not really. Only when it come to me fur.)

× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I have no career!)

× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is terrifying because of all the SPOOKY stuff.)

× I have dated a close friend's ex. (I no been on a date ever.)

✓ I am happy at this moment. (Si! :))

× I'm obsessed with guys. (I no think so.)

× Democrat. (Que?)

× Republican. (Que?)

✓ I don't even know what I am. (Some say I am Monster, others say I is minotaur, which is kind of monster. But I no feel like a monster! Once I was mistaken for shaggy dog.)

× I am punk rockish. (Bleh!)

× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I no really care about ages.)

× I study for tests most of the time. (I no have to take tests!)

✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I have seen Wilt tie his, and I tie mine different.)

× I can work on a car. (I think I would crush it.)

× I love my job(s). (No have one!)

✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I most certainly am.)

× I have more than just my ears pierced. (EEEEEWWWWW.)

× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (No no no, I might step on something! . . . or someone!)

× I have jumped off a bridge. (WAH. What loco does that?!)

✓ I love sea turtles. (I love all animals!)

× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (*snort*)

✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (To be adopted!)

✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I know how to bang a drum really good!)

× I hate office jobs. (I no hate them, why would I?)

× I went to college out of state. (Nope, no college either.)

× I am adopted. (I want to be!)

× I am a pyro. (Fire bad.)

✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Once or twice. Mostly over Wilt, and I soooo sorry for that.)

✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (They all called me big baby and scaredy cat to my face and that hurt so much I runned away.)

× I fall for the worst people. (No?)

✓ I adore bright colours. (Like pink!)

✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Uh, covers cover me?)

× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I never go to resturants, Frankie cooks so good!)

✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Not like I do it alot tho.)

✓ I can't whistle. (You try and whistle with teeth bigger then your eyes.)

× I have ridden/owned a horse. (I no own or ride horses, but I know some! No call them girly tho.)

✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I do! So does Coco.)

✓ I talk in my sleep. (Sometimes, since Coco and Wilt tell me so.)

× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No. But Bloo says I should have been born in ancient Greece.)

✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Mm.)

× I wear a toe ring. (Hah hah, no toe ring could fit MY toes.)

× I have a tattoo. (Eek, ew! No!)

× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I no work with anyone.)

× I am a caffeine junkie. (Bleh. coffee stinky!)

× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Tree huggy?)

× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (O_O No!)

× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I only collect Beanie Baggies.)

× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Yuck!)

× I'm an artist. (Not really.)

× I am ambidextrous. (Que es that?)

× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Nope, just me! And sometimes Chewy.)

✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I am technically living in half a one already. Coco is naked, so is Wilt, Mr. Herriman no wear pants, Bloo is naked, a lot of imaginaries here have no clothes. Sometimes, I feel overdressed.)

✓ I have terrible teeth. (They is too sharp!)

× I hate my toes. (Who would hate toes?)

✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Because there is nothing else to do online.)

× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (My friends online ARE my friends in real life!)

× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Travelled through, not lived in.)

× I am extremely flexible. (Wilt is, but not me.)

✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I love hugs AND kisses!)

× I want to own my own business. (Nope!)

× I smoke. (Only when I am on fire.)

× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Mmmmm. Nope.)

✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I is FAR from normal.)

✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (More like torrent of tears. *sniff*)

× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Eek, what kind of locos write these things??)

✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like women whatever they wear! They always look nice.)

✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It make me worry what I did wrong. . .)

× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Nope. I is known for being grounded.)

× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (=O)

× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I has been offered by the 'head shrink' friends, but I always tell them no.)

✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (WAAUUUGHH CANNONBALL GHOST!)

✓ I can't stand being alone. (I get so scared.)

× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Nope.)

× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (o_o Who does that?)

× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Nope!)

× I'm a judgmental asshole. (YOU SWORE!!!)

✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Coco says I am.)

× I have travelled on more than one continent. (Mmmmmm nope.)

× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I don't have a father. . .)

✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (So I know.)

× I am a Libertarian. (Que?)

✓ I can speak more than one language. (Sí, sé hablar español!)

× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Oh no. I need quiet.)

✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (TV has scary news.)

× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I am preferring fiction.)

× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (No assignments!)

✓ I have no piercings. (Hole free! . . . well accept for natural ones. . .)

× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (No.)

× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (N... no.)

× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (I no have parents, remember? And how can you spend Christmas alone in Foster's?)

× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (No.)

✓ I like most animals better than most people. (I LOVE animals! THEY no abandon you.)

× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Nuh-uh.)

✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I no good with those things.)

× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Um. No.)

✓ I am compulsively honest. (I never lie unless I really must.)

× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Que?)

✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (I don't wear tops!)

× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (. . . I just be who I am, regardless of what I am.)

× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Que?)

× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Who can forget to eat and sleep?)

× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Nope. I normally fall asleep only when it is quiet.)

× I dislike milk. (I like milk. Makes me uneasy tho. . .)

× I obsessively wash my hands. (Mmm nope. Only after toilet and before eating.)

× I always carry something significant around with me. (Nope!)

× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (*snort* Full body wigs are kind of hard to find.)

× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (. . .?)

× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I no HAVE a mother.)

× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (HTML?)

✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Laruen is Explorin' is NOT bad!)

× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (o_o No!)

✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (If my friends are feeling sad I am there for them. I no get annoyed.)

× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Nope.)

✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Is... hard when English and America is not your first language/country.)

× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I no know what to think there.)

× I don't like to chew gum. (Is yucky.)

× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Mmmm nope.)

× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I don't drive.)

× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I was never a teenager either!)

× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Sometimes honesty does hurt. . .)

× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (D-dragons?)

✓ I love to sing. (Oh I love it! . . . no body else does.)

× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (No mother. No basement. Only Foster's.)

× I have a custom-built computer. (I no think so. *taps screen*)

✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Whaaat? I no tell who.)

× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Eeh, no.)

× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Dear me, no! I too fat for skinny dipping!)

× I've performed in three plays. (Stage fright.)

✓ I enjoy burritos. (Tasty! But... the aftereffects. . . not so fun.)

× I'm Irish and loving it. (Hah, no! I no Irish.)

✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Frankie is redhead, and so is Wilt and I love them both to bits!)

× I am a twin! (Nope!)

× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I like fun!)

✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I no like leaving things unfinished.)

✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Mmm-hmm. . .)

× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No, only 9 hours.)

× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I AM proud.)

✓ I need more time to myself. (Sometimes in such giant house is hard to get 'me' time.)

× I wish I was more open-minded. (I think I already am. . .)

× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH)

× I download songs from the internet. (Download. . . no, no I no do that.)

× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (?)

× I say random things to freak people out. (Mmhmm. Nope.)

× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I don't know that.)

× I love playing Truth or Dare. (Not when they ask for bad things!)

× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love listening AND singing it.)

× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (I no need music to remind me of that.)

× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I no play sports.)

✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (TOO LONG.)

× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (My LJ friends ARE my real life friends.)

× I can only hate someone that I love. (Huh?)

× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Bleugh.)