SLEEPING ON THE JOB (original) (raw)

The Dark Side Is The Best Sauce
iharthdarth
2005-08-05 22:15:00

Having a full-face mask and automated breathing system certainly had its advantages: you could make faces while talking to someone annoying, could prank call sorority girls and ventriloquism was never easier. Best of all though, you could nod off during boring quarterly result meetings without repercussion, that is, unless you were caught.

As the big blockbusters of summer gently give way to the quiet lull of fall features in preparation for the onslaught of last minute…

And in that moment, Luke became a man.

Watching those two, their smiling eyes, their beaming faces - and suddenly all of Darth’s parental alarms went silent. Gone was the terror and…

As the big blockbusters of summer gently give way to the quiet lull of fall features in preparation for the onslaught of last minute…

And in that moment, Luke became a man.

Watching those two, their smiling eyes, their beaming faces - and suddenly all of Darth’s parental alarms went silent. Gone was the terror and…