JEDI AFTERLIFE (original) (raw)

The Dark Side Is The Best Sauce
iharthdarth
2005-09-12 21:53:00

“Was blue standard?” Darth thought to himself. He had secretly hoped it would be like lightsabers when you died, as in, you got to choose your favourite colour if you made a point to ask for such. Otherwise blue would be such a shame to spend your afterlife wearing, he had always been rather partial to pink. Ma (after)vie en rose, as it were.

As the big blockbusters of summer gently give way to the quiet lull of fall features in preparation for the onslaught of last minute…

And in that moment, Luke became a man.

Watching those two, their smiling eyes, their beaming faces - and suddenly all of Darth’s parental alarms went silent. Gone was the terror and…

As the big blockbusters of summer gently give way to the quiet lull of fall features in preparation for the onslaught of last minute…

And in that moment, Luke became a man.

Watching those two, their smiling eyes, their beaming faces - and suddenly all of Darth’s parental alarms went silent. Gone was the terror and…