I <3 Anty-Poo. (original) (raw)

kendithegreat: if you do, you will die a brutul death.... i'll simmulate every std song i can think of!
hampsterears: lol
hampsterears: hmm sounds like fun
hampsterears: can you start with rock tonic juice magic?
kendithegreat: your eyes aren't blue though......
hampsterears: make them blue... with... erm blood.

[02:53] JxCheshire1775: lol and then i made fun of him... and he tried to claim he was my father....
[02:54] Antoinette: lol. no your father is jonny knoxville.

[22:50] Antoinette: LOL!!! ... ohh breasts

[02:36] Antoinette: i melted the table cloth once trying to make pizza.

[01:45] Antoinette: te-has. welcome home.
[01:45] JxCheshire1775: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[01:45] Antoinette: heres your cowboy hat and we automaticly registered you for the rebublican party. vote bush 04
[01:45] JxCheshire1775: im not old enough to vote, pwned!
[01:46] Antoinette: well your on his campaign team. FULL TIME!
[01:46] JxCheshire1775: ahhh!1
[01:46] Antoinette: and as soon as you hit 18, rebublican that you are
[01:46] JxCheshire1775: WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR OWN DEAR CHILD SOO MUCH???!#@%!
[01:46] JxCheshire1775: what did i ever do to you????????#$@^#$&^@%&Y@#%$%
[01:47] Antoinette: you took my (search)
[01:47] JxCheshire1775: *grabs on to leg* nooooooooooooooooo te-has. i'll shoot myself!
[01:48] Antoinette: thank god i wore that prosthetic leg. well g'bye. ::: jumps in car and drives off really fast :::
[01:48] JxCheshire1775: *shoots self*
[01:49] Antoinette: :: revives ::: rebublicans never die.
[01:49] JxCheshire1775: *school shooting*
01:50] JxCheshire1775: republicans die if i say they do.
[01:50] JxCheshire1775: my mother hates me and i'm in te-has. if that isn't reason to die, i'm going to kill myself anyways.
[01:51] Antoinette: no. i'm god
[01:51] JxCheshire1775: *cries*
[01:51] Antoinette: and god wants hard core conservative rebublicans to live foreverf
[01:52] JxCheshire1775: fuck that.
[01:52] JxCheshire1775: god wants to shoot me before i throw up/
[01:52] Antoinette: no i don't.
[01:52] Antoinette: shooting. is like instant
[01:52] Antoinette: i want a long drawn out process

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And the grande finale?

"True love gets past sticking bottles up your ass."-Ant!