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(*kendra gives brendan metaphorical hi5*)
[16:10] fluffemuffins: *antoinette sells kendra to the republican party*
[16:10] fluffemuffins: *under the care of joe ingram*]'
[16:10] fluffemuffins: *kendra blows up republican party and joe ingram. twice.*
[16:11] fluffemuffins: *asntoinette points out the fact that republicans and joe ingram are like cockroaches, they never die. even under explosions and bombs and other mass destructive thingies*\
[16:11] fluffemuffins: *kendra becomes a kamikaze piolet*
[16:12] fluffemuffins: *pilot
[16:12] fluffemuffins: *god changes kendra into a republican cockroach*
[16:12] fluffemuffins: and destines her to marry the cockroach republican king, joe ingram *\

[16:13] fluffemuffins: *kendra becomes aan arab cockroach and blows up world trade center*
[16:13] fluffemuffins: *god converts kendra into a white anglo saxton protestant cockroach*
[16:13] fluffemuffins: *for life despite of what she says!!!*
[16:13] fluffemuffins: *and is a sponser for focus on the family*
[16:14] fluffemuffins: *god strikes antoinette with lightening and revives her as george bushes mistress*
[16:14] fluffemuffins: *but thank god antoinette is god. hehe thank me. hehe... and is not george bushes mistress but is his... uhm... puppet master... and god i guess..*
[16:15] fluffemuffins: *god makes kendra into george bushes pubic hair trimmer*
[16:16] fluffemuffins: *kendra overthrows antoinette and becomes god and makes her joe ingram's dildo*
[16:17] fluffemuffins: okay. truce. i stay god, you n ever come near bushes crotch, and neither of us are republicans or cockroaches
[16:17] fluffemuffins: and i don't become a dildo
[16:17] fluffemuffins: ...deal.

"Yes, I haven't named my penis yet and I was thinking of naming him Dr. Kevorkian....THE DOCTOR IS IN"

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Ant: yay sick puppies!