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Me: wouldn't a black rabbi be called a rabbizzle or something?
Logan: ...yeah, probably
Logan: "fo shizzle, mah rabbizle, jesus was a bitch ass mofo, yo"
Me: i bet you can guess what i just used the "copy" command for
Logan: to make a sandwich?
Logan: i don't really like copy's sandwiches, though, too much mayo. num lock makes much better ones.

"Yes, I haven't named my penis yet and I was thinking of naming him Dr. Kevorkian....THE DOCTOR IS IN"

[22:37] Laura: i like the way you think [22:37] Laura: it turns me on [22:38] Laura: come over here you lazy dirty boy and teach…

Ant: yay sick puppies!