BATTLE ROYALE! [Open to all and SEMI-ACTIVE!] (original) (raw)

The poor unsuspecting medic walked along the sidewalk and under the trees with a nagging suspicion that there was something he was supposed to remember today. He had already checked all of his assignments and he wasn't behind on any of them. Was he supposed to meet someone?

He shook his head, sure that wasn't it either. What was it?

Yoruichi heard it before she looked. Footsteps.

"Bingo," she sneered. Turning on the spot, she fired, laughing.

Then her face turned from evil enjoyment to painful horror.

"OH MY GOD!" She screamed, jumping down from the tree to the poor guy who twitched on the sidewalk. "I'm so sorry, I'm SO SO SORRY!" She'd had the power gauge on full blast. He had to be hurting.

"I'm so sorry Hana, I'm so sorry!" she repeated again, cradleing him in the arm that wasn't fused with her balloon cannon. "Oh shit, I didn't know it was you, I swear," she kissed the top of his head, hoping she hadn't killed him.

One minute Hana was walking along the sidewalk and the next he was soaking wet and knocked off the sidewalk and half into the grass. A moment later Yoruichi was there, looking down at him with a very concerned expression.

"Ahahahaha, th-that's what I f-forgot!" Hana exclaimed as she kissed his head. There was a water balloon fight today! He had even bought some balloons... which were sitting in his dorm room far away and no help at all right now.

That didn't mean he couldn't do anything though. Laughing he reached out and snagged one of the water balloons in her back and smashed it against her chest, soaking the front of her.

Laughing wildly Hana rolled out of her embrace and took off running down the sidewalk. Ten steps along he slipped and fell completely off the sidewalk onto the grass, still laughing merrily as he got back up and kept running.

"Hahaha, I'll g-get you Yoruichi!"

"Shit," she sighed. She'd trusted one of the most innocent people she knew and he'd turned out to be a little rat. "Not if I get your first!"

She shot a number of balloons after him, making sure not to hit him. As much as she wanted to take him down, she just couldn't do it.

"I hate you, you little runt," she sniggered, which was a total lie. She could just cuddle with him forever he was so cute. Though something was up with him... his voice was... different.

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Yoruichi's ears perked up as she heard a rustling off to the side and turned in time to see gin hurl a balloon. Acting on instinct, she shot her counterattack at it, and watched as paint and water exploded in mid-air.

"Hey! Water balloon fight! Not paintball!" she yelled, "What the hell was that for?" As punishment, she pelted him with a round, and slipped her hand in her belt to retrieve a pinball.

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Seeing the projectile rocketing towards her, Yoruichi grinned and dropped the pinball, a forcefield encircling her. The balloon hit, and for a minute, she couldn't see outside the field, as the paint coated it. Not knowing where to shoot, she shot balloons everywhere, the field permeable from the inside. "One's gotta hit," she muttered.